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They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

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Fic: two feet
Summary: Sundays are everyone's favourite day
It’s a Sunday, one of those lazy ones where Caroline wants to do nothing but lounge around in the house, making pancakes and watching TV and picking flowers with her daughter in the backyard.
Unfortunately, Klaus had few things he has to take care of at his lab—apparently one of his grads had ended up spilling aqua regia over his glial cell structures, which had left him in an absolutely foul mood; honestly, Caroline pities the poor schmuck who had found himself in the unfortunate position of spilling dangerous chemicals on cell cultures that belonged to the most terrifying assistant professor in the university—and had to leave early in the morning to A: redo his cell cultures to finish his publication on time and B: reduce the poor, incompetent grad student to tears.
“Sunday, huh,” Caroline had tried in the morning. The look on Klaus’s face when he had stomped down that morning after reading his emails—at six in the morning, no less—had been enough to alert her he was in a spectacularly bad mood. “You have grads working on Sundays?”
“If it’s Gilbert,” Klaus had snarled pouring them both cups of coffee and adding a liberal amount of cream to hers, just the way she liked it, “I will drown him in the same carbon tetrachloride he used to taint the lab curtains last week.”
“He’s twenty-three, Klaus.”
“He’s also incompetent. I'd been working on those cell structures for bloody weeks. I have to finish my paper by next Friday. I might actually kill him.”
“Klaus, Oxford frowns on homicide, and you can't go to jail, you have a daughter.”
He huffs. “Right.”
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Well, I'm glad you're finding my misery so amusing. I swear there's nothing in here. And if you think I'm having fun, you're insane.
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as someone with aragorn's kind of face framing layers i just know the front pieces are hanging in his eyes all day every day... "my path is hidden from me" you are 4 bobby pins away from utter clarity.
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shakespeare was ahead of his time
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"You didn't kill Anakin Skywalker. I did."
in the middle of art block but i really wanted to do this idea justice lmao didnt have the strenght to make it more renaissance but you get the idea!!
comms // tip jar
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Anakin and Padmé by raesploveart
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i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?
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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak
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Caroline Forbes knows the words to every Taylor Swift song, therefore Klaus Mikaelson knows the words to every Taylor Swift song.
#oh totally#he hums them under his breath when he thinks she isn't looking and scowls when she notices and teases him about it
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little siblings
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starr178 replied to your post “Klaus was in love with Camille. Their relationship was so beautiful….”
The letter is fast forward …clearly Klaus escapes his prison. And if it wasn’t for his bond with Caroline there would be no him and Camile
“if it wasn’t for his bond with Caroline there would be no him and Camille”
Lol that’s a joke right?
Caroline never saw good in Klaus. She never made him good. She never loved Klaus. Why? Cause she thought of him as a Monster because HE WAS A MONSTER.
Yeah, its true, Klaus will never 100% be a good man. But who inspired goodness in Klaus? Not Caroline for sure.
No one has ever made Klaus smile the way Camille did.
Did Klaus or Caroline ever say “I love you” to each other?
Did Caroline ever see goodness in Klaus?
Klaus and Caroline will never have that bond that Klaus and Camille had.

Sorry, Caroline and Klaus will never have that bond that Camille and Klaus did.
( I do not own these GIFS )
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And, baby, that’s show business for you. New album The Life of a Showgirl. Out October 3 ❤️🔥
https://taylor.lnk.to/TSTheLifeofaShowgirl
Album Producers: Max Martin, Shellback and Taylor Swift 📸: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott
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You know your OTP
Is truly meant to be
When both their locks are flawless, flowing, and free~
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“We could've had a drink. A dance or two. Like we had all the time in the world.”
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Caroline Forbes in 6.16 "The Downward Spiral"
#oh my GOD#caroline in no humanity mode was the second-best thing that happened to tvd (first being klaroline)#i swear she was AMAZING#i wanted to punch stefan in his fucking FACE when he and elena turned her humanity on#like could they not have just left her ALONE#she asked for one freaking year and that was all they had to give her. one year of space but NO#stefan was still smarting from being dumped for his fuckass brother and just HAD to have her back#if only for the fact that she said she liked him#like. MY GUY. PLEASE#this is why elena dumped you#please just caroline be her wonderful beautiful ruthless self in PEACE
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