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Original Magic Baby Sam / Girl / NZ
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anyone else at da bar after work
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most common trans woman names outside of gwyn or lilith GO
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My motha fucking shiny dollar will never reach your disgusting till
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over the past year i have written at least 3 long ass diatribes on how i feel about "lost media" in its newly spawned context but ive not posted any cus i cant get it right. so im just going to keep firing cheap shots til then
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you are unleashing crimes upon your stomach if you smoke a cig with black coffee in the morning within an hour of waking up. You are creating demons. i should know i just did it. i created a devil. im not doing it again. at least not until i forget what ive done here in about 3 months
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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
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Plastic Envelope by The Drums (2023)
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cant believe i got the actual quote right i thought i was making shit up
what was that post from way back that just devolved from one sentence into nonsense, like hi mandy. im randy. beach sandy.
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ive seen very few if any sexy models. modeling in general is not sexy i dont see how u could be attracted to a model. posing is not sexy bein aware of the camera is not sexy. candid is sexy. im sexy. im candid. im candy. eye candy. hi mandy. im randy. beach sandy. need handy.
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something genuinely weird about every single one of caleb clemmons old posts (from a 7-years deleted blog) being absolutely vanished from this website seemingly on purpose
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what was that post from way back that just devolved from one sentence into nonsense, like hi mandy. im randy. beach sandy.
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anyway this post got wiped from the face of the earth so here is 'new animes to look ou tofor'
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