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who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

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BOYS NIGHT, 15th March, Senate! bring your own booze! remember what happens in the senate stays in the senate ;). BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT

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Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"

I wonder what he's doing now

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Tumblr needed to see this

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My gif-making skills are rusty, but I MADE A THING 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Kazuyoshi Nada

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March: *starts*

Tumblr:

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I have come up with a better metaphor than “you can’t pour from an empty cup” for burnout. You can’t boil an empty kettle. Pouring from an empty cup just gets you nowhere. Trying to boil an empty kettle can ruin the kettle, the stove, and burn down your house if you keep trying it.

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One of my dad's friends invited us over for dinner tonight, and when his wife found out I was a Star Trek fan she brought me downstairs to show off this:

Her: Kirk kisses all the other aliens, why not the Gorn?

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Mesopotamian girl sending clay tablets to her best friend who lives five city states to the west: what if..... Enkidu begot Gilgamesh with child?🤭

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