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i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste
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always great to hear my boss say "we're living through the collapse of the american library system" while I'm at my american library system job
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BAN ON CONVERSION PRACTICES IN THE EU. GO SIGN IT. DEADLINE IS FUCKING MAY 17. WE'RE STILL MISSING 800.000 signatures. FUCKING DO IT.
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"gooner" is straight up just a weird conservative dogwhistle at this point
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Pleakley: Isn't it really nice to get dressed up once in a while?
Jumba: This shirt is itchy and I wish I were dead.
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i have no further explanations
anywayyy reblogs appreciated 🤭
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Later:
There was never a straight explanation for this🪐
Happy pride month to them, I guess🏳️🌈
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Pleakley: Busy?
Jumba: Free for you. Busy for others.
Pleakley: Stop being so cute.
Jumba: Cute for you. Rude for others.
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Definition of “never heard of personal space”
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The original space husbands🚀🏳️🌈
This scene cracks me up every damn time I watch it. One of the best🫡
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I need a Lion King 1.5 situation but it’s just Jumba and Pleakley’s journey from Prison Asteroid K-37 to Earth.
Like: who tf drove? Did they talk? What did they talk about? When did Pleakley become less scared of Jumba? How did they manage to score human disguises discretely with no currency?
I require this information biblically!
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"Frankly, my dear, I'm not giving darn" - Jumba Jookiba
Remember that scene in the "Spooky" (Halloween) episode of Lilo and Stitch: The Series where Jumba and Pleakley dress as "Gone with the Wind" characters? Well I sketched them! Then decided, in my wisdom, to turn that sketch into a parody poster of the actual film.
Not gonna lie, if these two actually starred in a retelling of this film, I'd so watch it!! 😅😂😁
I love these two alien weirdos so much!!!! 🥰🥰🥰
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Jumba: So, what is Pleakley’s type? Nani: Multiple eyes, reformed evil genius, oblivious, good sense of humor, Hawaiian shirt lover. Jumba: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends. Nani: Did I mention oblivious? Jumba: Yes, why? Nani: Okay, just making sure.
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Hot take: Pleakley and Jumba DID get married in that one episode and have been married ever since
Just look at Jumba with his arm around Pleakley in episode 16
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🎵 Certain as the sun, rising in the east, tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, Pleakley and Jumbeast... 🎵
Another JumbaxPleakley crossover, with my all-time fav Disney Princess film! I can't stop drawing them!!! Send help pls!😅🥰🥰🥰🥰
Happy valentines day to these two alien goofballs! 🥰🥰🥰
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my first ever exposure to disney yaoi when i was like 5:
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