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max was literally entertained by charles messing with him this man is racingcharlesexual 😭

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BREAKING: MAX VERSTAPPEN EMPTIES GROCERY STORE JUICE BOX AISLE

Formula 1 superstar Max Verstappen was seen at a local grocery store today, making an unexpected pit stop—not for tires, but for juice boxes. Eyewitnesses report that the four-time world champion swiftly cleared the entire aisle, filling his cart to the brim.

Speculation is already swirling—Is Verstappen stocking up for a post-race celebration, or dropping hints about a new sponsorship deal? Stay tuned for the latest updates on this developing story.

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I don't like my body, feels weird living in it

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LESTAPPEN FIC RECOMMENDATIONS (for when we're mad at Ferrari and going through the five stages of grief)

don't blame me, love made me crazy Series by Lady_Something

all to play for by linearity

invisible smoke (you can stay) by sixteenthirtythree (kireinayuta)

Bloodletting by Usedtobetam

It Ain't My Fault (That I'm Out Here Gettin' Loose) by Fabby

to wish impossible things by lecstappen (kakashen)

Why Am I So [Un]Lucky? by onepageatatime715

in the dark you can’t see shiny cars by Anney

Zoomies by greeny1710

brother let me be your shelter by hm132050

home (is wherever I'm with you) by actparci

epistolarium by altissimozucca

We were never really strangers, after all (Because of You) by leafycats

all that blood was never once beautiful by actparci

All those shadows (almost killed your light) by me (sorry for the shamless plug)

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I really want to know what went through the head of the person who decided to include this picture.

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i hate McLaren, hope they burn in hell.

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redbull admin you would have loved tumblr...

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If this isn’t a metaphor for gay sex i don’t know what is

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anyone who headcanons neil as anything other than gay is NOT allowed in my gang..

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wait he was composing and playing mc24 before the race even started no wonder it's sad and depressing as hell it was all these pent-up emotions

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a story about Max wanting to be cute🥺happy Valentine's Day everyone!

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ok, but why charles is hard while he sprays champagne on max on podium? perhaps he’s thinking about the winners room already

Qatar podium was so special bc Charles didn’t get to properly celebrate Max’s wdc in Vegas. U can tell how much they missed each other 😭❤️

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"they're making max the villain of the f1 movie!" incorrect. if he tries to kill brad pitt he is a hero

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I. AM. NOT. WELL.

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HOUSE LITERALLY GOING "oh my god, you're sleeping with me." TO WILSONS FACE AND WILSON'S FACE JUST GOING "wait he does have a point" LMFAOOOO PATHETIC ASS LOSERS JUST KISS ALREADY

edit: LIKE WHA?????!:'@_"&-;(+) (((! ::'