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It be like that though

Conversation between @itzlin and me dealing with writing.

Me: Lin I need you to stop me from writing Witcher fics. Lin: You know I can’t stop you. Me: Ya…. I know

Me: Ya so the reader doesn’t like skirts. Lin: Ya like someone else I know. Me: Please stop calling me out.

Me: Speaking on w.i.p. When the fuck are you going to work on your text story thing?! Lin: Oh shit! I totally forgot about that.

Me: So I looked up how to make cough drops today. Lin: It’s for the fic you were talking about earlier isn’t it. Me: Maybe

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Lol

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With my youngest brother yea

why do younger siblings act like its the end of the world when asked to do one thing 

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Me every time my friends do some kind of art wether is edits, stories, drawings, designs, etc:

Credit to @nachosforfree for a wonderful tamplet

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Color the hair with all the colors

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I see no lie

if you’re bi it means you’re attracted to both pirates and cowboys

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I'm 100% legal

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

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Alex: How tall are you?

Haley: Height is a social construct.

Alex: So you’re short.

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Look im trying

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:(

I AM STUCK.

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I don't see the problem here

F•R•I•E•N•D•S, The One With All the Thanksgivings (S05E08)

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It’s a smoky hellscape outside thanks to yet more massive fires in California.  I’m safe. Most of my friends are safe. A couple have lost their homes. There’s just so much smoke. Below is a map of air quality. The purple-red up in that top left corner is where my hometown is; it’s truly horrible up there (the air quality is “hazardous”). I’m in the lower red area; it’s bad. 

The fires are far enough North they’re not on this map. But the smoke is just so thick again. My lungs hurt.

Now that I’ve whined, talk to me about something good going on for you. I could really use the positive right now. <3 

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Well these types of people can stay away from me

Ready for some prime bullshit?

That’s right folks. Unnatural hair colors means women are crazy.

Unless, just hear me out on this… it could be that some women like pretty hair colors.

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Thanks to the newest preview from S7, I present Frustrated Artist Keith™

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You guys are evil but i love you two...

You should not leave @latinavictoria and myself alone. I got the lovely idea to fill @itzlin Stardew house with nothing but Palm Trees and Tiki Totems. 

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Yea sounds about right

the signs based on things my friends like

aries: musical theatre and lesbians

taurus: doing ballet to nicki minaj songs

gemini: red lipstick and opera

cancer: bad puns and the trombone

leo: flirting and backhanded compliments

virgo: cross country and eating french fries

libra: being flamboyantly homosexual and cheesecake

scorpio: fire and cool lights

sagittarius: stargazing and learning languages

capricorn: leather jackets and cuddling

aquarius: hair gel and sarcasm

pisces: buzzfeed and hair dye

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@starryruins

when you’re reading fanfiction and you get so involved in the story you start imagining different scenarios in that same universe and then it’s fanfiction fanfiction