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Enjoyed the new Castlevania!! Very cool vampire man~~~

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pspsps… Here simps… 

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Her Majesty, the moon of the empire

Wild thought but is Penelope a silver girly not a gold one, as I always believed? What type is she? Is she a bright winter or something? I am so bad at determining those.

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summer mood

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The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

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Once the results are done, I'll multiply 255 to the decimal version of the percentage, and see what color we make!!

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✨ Penelope; the Pacifist ✨

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So, I saw a post about the VADD tarot and hahahha

I couldn't agree more that the tarot makes fun of the characters, I mean, this must be sarcasm:

Like Winter "the hermit" hahaha, but what has made me laugh the most is this:

Jokes on you Eckles HAHAHAHAHA!

I love this tarot!

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Neither text nor subtext but a secret third thing.

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Goncharov Lore Thus Far, based on the top tumblr post results

Main cast are Goncharov himself, his wife Katya (née Michailov), and Andrey 

One side character is named Mario Ambrosini. He is described as a “sad boi” and is involved in gambling. 

Set in Naples and involving a drug ring/mafia. The plot seems to involve Russian organized crime attempting to get a foothold in Italy. 

There is a Boat Scene. Katya survives via resourcefulness. 

Andrey and Goncharov have a substantial amount of homoeroticism. Andrey also has an internet in Katya. This forms a true love triangle. 

At some point, Katya threatens to shoot Goncharov. This is framed as a Girlboss Moment. 

There is also a Beer Bottle Scene. 

Katya fakes her death. 

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i'm so confused rn, can you explain the goncharov thing?? i get off tumblr for five minutes

Lmaoooo

Nah I getchu. So this post has been circulating for like a year:

But yesterday, it had inspired someone to do this:

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Next thing I knew there were fake Letterboxed reviews.

Goncharov moodboards. Really good ones.

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Meta analysis. So many fake meta essays. Disturbingly good ones. And of course the memes.

As you can see, the myth just started to grow, characters and ships and tropes being added one after the other, almost bizzarely without contradiction, until there was enough of shape to the whole thing for people to start posting fanfic about it on AO3. "Ice-pick Joe" has already become a meme tag.

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It was hilarious in the beginning, but the way it's developed within less than a day, kind of like it's being willed into existence, is freaking me out a bit. We're toying with powers beyond our comprehension. 😂😂😂

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Of course, there could be an ulterior motive as well.

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Edit: guys, please tag these posts "unreality" so people with disassociation issues can filter them out (not this one, this is an explainer). <3

Edit 2: Aparently the boots in the original post are actually referring to a movie called Gomorrah that came out in 2008, directed by Mateo Garrone, based on The Scampia Feud. And other people had also been making posts about the fake movie for a while before the poster took off.

found by @thepotch

Edit 3: Now with links to the screenshotted post except the very first one. I can't find it. Please drop me an ask if you have the link.

Edit 4: Alt text added courtesy of @valentineish the wonderful ❤️

Edit 5: Turns out tumblr has done this kind of thing before. Nine years in this hell place and I had to have "Squiddles" and penis smp explained in the replies.

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Typa Girl

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Penelope *screeching*: YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME!

Callisto: wh-

Penelope: YOU’RE ESSENTIAL TO MY EXISTENCE!

Callisto: why are you screaming??

Penelope: BECAUSE I HAVE TROUBLE EXPRESSING MYSELF! IT HELPS TO YELL SENTIMENTAL THINGS IN AN AGRESSIVE TONE!

Callisto: I-

Penelope: I FUCKING LOVE YOU!

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At that moment,

Penelope realized,

The amount of Sheer.

Fucking.

AUDACITY OF THIS MAN.

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So I heard y’all like overly specific playlists