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ive been thinking about that noise bobby makes for like 2 days now what the fuck

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damn….squidwards nose…thick…

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me: goes into a shows tag

the entire tag: that feel whenyour Shipthefeel when your ship is Canwhen you ship becomes Cawhensomeone shits on your to tfw when your shiphasWhenyouShipand Canon and your otp isWhen you start Shipand you are its and its canon and Tfwyou shipandyoushipand tfw u ship pedophilia and someone says its badfuck you tfw youre otp youre youre you are Tfw Youre Ship #volron #gbairtynfalls #naruto #votlron #attack on tiwn #let people ship whtvathe fufwant yoanduck yits no real

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character: says "I like bread" that one time

fandom: character has an obsession with bread. bread is character's true love. draws character as bread. every meta joke in fanfic is about bread. the character's room is wallpapered with bread

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I don't listen to country music because I'm not aroused by tractors

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This is how I want to go.

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it genuinely baffles me when people say 80s fashion was ugly as if early 00s fashion wasn’t the greatest crime against humanity committed on historical record

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this isolated message makes me feel like i’m about to be shot and killed

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me: *says some shit*

someone: do you care to elaborate on that?

me: 

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I was always curious what your blog would look like in 2019 sadly you won't be there in 2019!

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online millennial: did you see that clapback McDonald did on twitter today?

other online millennial: yes, it was cool

both online millennial, in unison: today we will eat at McDonald 

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[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]