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winning an argument against someone you hate
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why did i try weed omg ima die i feel like a a dvd player
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Me: Doctor, why is that syringe filled with glitter? Doctor: Anaesthetic.
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mom, dad, I’m bi
bilingual haha hasta luego bitches
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he 😜👦 was a skater 🚴🎿 boy 🎸🎮🚬she 🙅 said 💬 see you later 👋 boy ✌️ bush did 9/11 he🚶wasn’t good enough 👺 for her💅💆💇👰
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why doesn’t school teach you actual life skills like how to meet rich businessmen
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um hi, my friend wants to know if you think im hot
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used to write you love letters but now i know better
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a voice in my head told me that I was the type of kid that’s meant to die young and I haven’t been able to shake the feeling that it’s true
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Reblog if you’ve never seen a sea shell move before
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