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Hello my loves!! Sorry I’ve been MIA. My in laws paid for all the kids/spouses to go to Florida kid free, my son has started hockey again and I start college on Dec. 6 😱 my husband has been working out of town the last month coming home on weekends. I’ve been mentally preparing myself for college since it’s 100% online and I have no idea what I’m doing. Ive decided to take the Medical Billing and Coding course. Florida was absolutely beautiful the whole trip. We stayed in Clearwater Beach. It was what my husband and I needed. It was really nice to hang out with his family uninterrupted by children. I haven’t forgot about any of you. I’ve read all of your updates, and still impatiently wait for the next. 2 MORE WEEKS TILL SEASON 5 PREMIER!!
#I promise I still creep on your blogs#ivar’s heathen army#ivar the boneless#vikings season 5#history Vikings
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5 weeks, 2 days, 8 hours, 3 minutes and 20 seconds till Vikings season 5 premier
9 weeks, 1 day, 11 hours and 59 minutes till the Vikings Season 5 premier
I’m just a tad excited
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Well seeing as this could be a 1,000 year old skeleton and Vikings were found in Wexford Ireland aprox 1,000 years ago...... IM SO EXCITED TO FIND OUT
Oooh oooh maybe Viking?
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It was, in every way, perfect. Perfectly balanced, and you gave us a smidge of vulnerable Ivar. GAH!!!!
a Day Like This

Synopsis: Ivar and Lisbet get away for a weekend alone on a camping trip.
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: NSFW; Dom/Sub dynamics; Anal sex
Excerpt:
“Does this make you think of Ragnar?” Lisbet asked curiously. “Being out here?”
Ivar didn’t speak much of Ragnar, but she knew that their bond was significantly strong, regardless of the amount of time they actually got to spend together. She’d found the few pictures Ivar kept hidden for himself. Pictures of only him and his father, and often at camping trips such as this.
“Yes, it does,” he said quietly, eyes reflecting the sky. He draped his arm over her back and pulled her flush against him. Between her body – the way she ran her small hand over his chest – and the high that was encroaching on him, Ivar felt positively relaxed. More so than he’d been since – well, he couldn’t remember when…
It was almost too much to think on, how perfect it was to be secluded with Lisbet. No one to bother them, not even cell service to be reached by anyone else. It was just her and the stars.
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Watching the scene where Harald kills Ellisef’s husband and I keep getting distracted by the impressive upper body strength of my bae Ivar in the background… and by that dramatic final breath
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Oooh oooh maybe Viking?
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I still don’t have this?
Here it is: Best stuff first
Extremely handy if you follow a lot of people and hate missing anything good.
Best Stuff First moves the best stuff on your dashboard—mhm!—right up to the top.
It’s rolling out this week on iOS and Android, and comes with this Help Center article.
Thanks! ✌️
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FUCKING HELL MY TEETH ARE PRACTICALLY DECAYING THIS WAS SO DAMN SWEET
a Day Like This

Synopsis: Ivar and Lisbet get away for a weekend alone on a camping trip.
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: NSFW; Dom/Sub dynamics; Anal sex
Excerpt:
“Does this make you think of Ragnar?” Lisbet asked curiously. “Being out here?”
Ivar didn’t speak much of Ragnar, but she knew that their bond was significantly strong, regardless of the amount of time they actually got to spend together. She’d found the few pictures Ivar kept hidden for himself. Pictures of only him and his father, and often at camping trips such as this.
“Yes, it does,” he said quietly, eyes reflecting the sky. He draped his arm over her back and pulled her flush against him. Between her body – the way she ran her small hand over his chest – and the high that was encroaching on him, Ivar felt positively relaxed. More so than he’d been since – well, he couldn’t remember when…
It was almost too much to think on, how perfect it was to be secluded with Lisbet. No one to bother them, not even cell service to be reached by anyone else. It was just her and the stars.
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Welp, my laptop died and my charger is out in the living room where my children are currently having a “slumber party”. BUT I got in some good work on chapter 5 of Trooper! Hopefully next week I’ll be able to post it!!
#I should’ve brought snacks cause now I’m hungry#don’t wake the sleeping devils#hell hath no fury like half asleep children#trooper fic#ivar’s heathen army#ivar the boneless#ivar x Elsie
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Dear writers
You’re not a bad person for:
Saying no to requests that make you uncomfortable/you get no inspiration for
Taking a small break every now and then
Changing up your writing style to better suit you
Not posting as often or posting more than other writers
I can’t be the only one that needs a reminder of these things sometimes.
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Nikolaj Coster-Waldau and Emilia Clarke for Entertainment Weekly by Marc Hom [x]
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I’m freaking addicted
Every Night ch. 2
Alex Hoegh Andersen x OC
A/N: Surprise! I couldn’t wait to post this until later today. So here you go, lovelies. (Stealing Tumblr time at work again. Ehehehehehe.)
Chapter 1
The invitation had been pinned to his door. There was no postage and no address. The looping handwriting read ‘Alex?’ He plucked it off the door and carefully opened it. The cardstock felt thick between his fingers. The looping handwriting cordially invited him to his upstairs neighbor’s apartment this Saturday for a ‘close intimate gathering’ to celebration his neighbor’s promotion. Alex brought the invitation to his nose. It smelled like he imagined her too. Soft and delicate, floral with a hint of citrus. His neighbor hadn’t invited him. She had.
Saturday brought the party. And dutifully, Alex climbed the two flights of stairs to the penthouse above his. He’d pulled his hair up neatly. The look was casual yet dressed up. He’d left the black jacket and the top two buttons of her shirt open. He slipped his hand into his pocket as he waited from someone to answer the door.
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It’s my Friday 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
#guess who’s getting a good buzz and working on chapter 5 of Trooper tonight#trooper fic#ivar’s heathen army#ivar the boneless#ivar x Elsie
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YOOOOOO these would go so good with the hard honey crisp cider I’m drinking rn

I made a ton of muffins, someone come over and help eat them
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Tag me tag me!!!
never to your girl, pt. 1
summary: a Vikings-Biker AU where Ivar’s a dick to everyone except Opi, and where Opi doesn’t know if she wants to date a motorcycle gang – sorry, club – president.
words: 2678
warnings: none
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Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.
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