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I am a machine that turns trans fems into bitten trans fems

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The European mind cannot comprehend what it was like to be a person who'd only had Hershey bullshit chocolate my entire life and then have European chocolate for the very first time and it made me realize why people were acting like that in the Willy Wonka movies

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People trying to pathologize like eating sweets and jerking off is wild. "I stopped doing this thing that feels good and I want more now ?? So this is an addiction and I have to keep avoiding it until the craving goes away" no you just want to enjoy things because you're a human being. Chocolate and porn and whatever aren't, like. Meth. It won't kill you to feel good. You don't have to be a medieval monk

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Girl what am I being sold here?

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I've noticed that some people making car content on the internet have stopped saying "tranny" as short for transmission, and using "trans" instead. Not sure if that's because of self-censorship to avoid demonetization on youtube, or if its because they actually don't want to say a slur anymore, but all I do know is it can end with some pretty funny results:

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Kidney stones 🥰🥰🥰 (wearing shoes in bed should be punishable by death)

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When you reblog my posts we are doing transgender sex. That's what that is.

Reblog for more transgender sex

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fuck her gay ass and make her breakfast

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senshi protecting chilchuk from lesbianism is my new favorite panel sequence that i havent seen anywhere

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leave your laundry on the floor for them

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:)