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These two almost had a cool victory pose picture

Almost

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So I got the Lucio-Oh cereal and I actually really like it

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When a teammate changes to Junkrat and you hear “ Junkrat’s come to the crease!”

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I WAS JUST IN A GAME WITH A LUCIO WHO GOT 7 BOOPS IN ONE ROUND LIKE DUDE

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Souls are bad for your teeth.

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Moira ❌

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I love my wine aunt.

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To the mccree who told me not to dance with daddy mccree if i couldnt: you willnever know you said that to tumblr user iwantmccreetosmashmypelvis

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@blackwatchweek - day 3 “ Mirrors” 

trying to catch up up!! and rest of them are mess really hah

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General chat’s thoughts about the new hero

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“I can’t help but wonder if that’s where it all started to go wrong”

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The Best Overwatch Story I have is when we were on Mystery Heroes and got like 4 Anas and a Roadhog and we just kept boosting the Hog

4 Nanboosts on a single Roadhog who wanted to get off Ana’s wild ride

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SHANGHAI DRAGONS WON A FUCKING MATCH SCREAMIN

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Would you fuck any of the other Overwatch characters y/n?

OKAY HERE WE GOUnder a readmore.

Ana: I would not fuck Ana. Don’t get me wrong Ana is hot, but I’d feel kinda weird with a lady that old.Ashe: As someone who would bottom to everyone I would top Ashe. Ashe is the definition of someone who is probably a HUGE whiner in the bedroom. I will put her in her place.Bastion: I wouldn’t want to fuck a toaster nor Bastion. We can watch birds together tho.Brigitte: Unpopular opinion alert! Brigitte is Unfuckable to me! I just don’t like her! I will take it upon myself to pet every single cat of hers, but I will not fuck Brigitte.D.Va: God no. D.Va would want to win at sex and I can’t defeat her. Not gonna fuck her.Doomfist: He’s dating Gabriel Reyes and I’m not gonna intrude on that. Doomfist is classy as fuck however and I’d absolutely be down if I wasn’t such a Death Grips shipper.Genji: Okay so I don’t know how one would fuck Genji. I’ve seen multiple porn interpretations of undertaking such an affair. However I’d be concerned about getting my vagina caught in some mechanism. So I will have to pass on Genji.Hanzo: I’d rather bare-ass squat on a cactus than fuck Hanzo.Junkrat: NO. Does Junkrat even know what a bath is? Plus he’s radioactive. I fear the rat man.Lucio: Honestly sure. He’s a sweet guy and it’d probably be some enjoyable bedroom adventures. I’m still shocked he’s 26 tho. (I’m 22 for reference)McCree: See blog title. I am dtf McCree any time any place.Mei: I would ABSOLUTELY fuck Mei. She is beautiful and sweet and caring and augh. Not in front of Snowball tho (he is innocent) and only if she wanted to.Mercy: I’ve seen white bread more fuckable than Mercy.Moira: HELLLLLL no. And here’s the thing, while I’d at least hang out with my faves, I would NEVER hang out with Moira. She’s scary and slings piss at people.Orisa: Same problem as Bastion, plus she’s a baby robot.Pharah: This one I am sorta on the fence about cause on the one hand, Pharah is very gorgeous, kind, and probably great in bed. But at the same time I will have fucked Ana’s daughter. Truly a double-edged sword.Reaper: He’d probably kill me. (Also see: Doomfist)Reinhardt: While Reinhardt is absolutely fuckable to the nth degree, he’s so... old...Roadhog: Look I get why people want the whole hog, I really do! But he’s just kinda too mean for me. Plus if you fuck Roadhog. Junkrat will be watching.Soldier 76: I will not fuck 76 because 1. he’s gay and 2. he’s old.Sombra: I’d let her hack my pussy any time. Absolutely fucking Sombra.Symmetra: So let’s assume Symmetra would be interested in fucking my goblin ass. I would 10000% fuck Symmetra if she would only honor me with such.Torbjorn: NOOOO!!!!! HE’S GROSS AND MARRIEDTracer: If for some reason Emily didn’t mind I still wouldn’t fuck Tracer because her voice would make me want to strangle her.Widowmaker: She’d just kill me and isn’t she super cold anyway? Ew.Winston and Wrecking Ball: Lumping these two together because they are a gorilla and a hamster respectively. I think you can tell why this won’t work.Zarya: HELL YES I WILL FUCK ZARYA. No further comment.Zenyatta: See the issue I have with fucking Zenyatta is the whole “he’s a robot” thing but also does. Zenyatta fuck? Is it in his faith to fuck? Or is he chaste? Someone please tell me the sick Zenyatta lore.

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