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So satisfying

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Hermione Granger: *comes from muggle world and discovers magic*

Hermione Granger: *witnesses humans transfigure into animals*

Hermione Granger: *time-travels multiple times per day*

Professor Trelawney: “I can prophesize the future.”

Hermione Granger: “Bullshit. That can’t be possible. Fuck you.”

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Watch: In another clip, Sanders explains the real reason he got into politics.

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10 Reasons to Hate Donald Trump

1. His ex wife admitted that he forced her into sexual situations.

2. He wants to spend billions of dollars of our already dwindling budget to build a wall to stop Mexicans from coming into the country.

3. When asked hard hitting and relevant questions by a female he avoided them and went on to blame it on her period.

4. He gave out a senators private number out of spite.

5. If he can’t fix his hair how can we expect him to fix our economy?

6. He accused all immigrants of being rapists.

7. He believes immigrants stealing jobs is actually a thing.

8. He believes that sexual assault is to be expected when men and women are put together.

9. He’s disgusted by breast feeding.

10. He’s overall just a sexist, racist bully who uses his money in order to push people around. 

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Just some friendly tips for future vet techs.....

1. Lunch will become a distant memory. 2. Your vet will throw you under the bus with clients…deal with it. 3. You will stab yourself with a needle. (Bonus points if it has lidocaine in it) 4. You will accidentally skin glue yourself to at least one animal. 5. Don’t lock your knees. 6. Keep your mouth closed when helping with an abscess. 7. Rubbing alcohol gets ink out of scrubs, hydrogen peroxide gets blood out. 8. Wear comfortable shoes. 9. Have a sense of humor…if you can’t laugh about it you will get an ulcer from it. 10. Clients are crazy…resist the urge to roll your eyes when taking history. 11. Your receptionists can make your day…or make your day hell. 12. Christmas is a magical time filled with sugary gifts from clients. 13. Those sugary gifts will disappear in ten seconds flat so get yours fast. 14. Never say the Q word (quiet) or slow. 15. Guard your pen like your life depends upon it. 16. People will ask for vet advice at the grocery store, the restaurant, Walmart…if you run into a client outside of work they will ask you vet advice. 17. Take responsibility for your mistakes. 18. There is the very real possibility your mistake will kill at least one animal during your career…learn from it and never do it again. 19. Wash your hands, wash your hands, wash your hands. 20. Become friends with the clinic cat. 21. You will have days when you can’t hit a vein, intibate a cat or place a catheter. We have all had those days. All of us. 22. Try to not cry during every euthanasia, it’s hard and sometimes certain ones hit us harder than others. But, your pain is not as acute as the owner. Sometimes they appreciate the tears…sometimes they don’t. 23. Have fun. Laugh. Tell dirty jokes (not around clients), get drunk (after work), vent, cry, and make memories.

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Alternate Names for Animals (photos via Imgur) Related: Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff

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So this is basically the life of my partner & I summed up.

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You Have GOT To Be Fucking KIDDING Me!

Phroyd

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Birth of Trump

Voldemort: EXPECTO PATRO-oh my god it’s hideous….maybe if I put a wig on i-OH GOD I MADE IT WORSE

SNAAAAAAAAPE HOW DO I SEND BACK A PATRONUS

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE IT’S BEEN FOLLOWING ME FOR THREE DAYS I THINK IT’S LEARNING WORDS

OH GOD SNAAAAPE IT’S RUNNING FOR OFFICE

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Donald Trump’s proposed Muslim ban has dominated the political conversation since he rolled it out in a Monday press release, on The Tonight Show Tuesday night, Sanders minced no words in explaining what’s really behind it.

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I love this man with both of my hearts

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Munchkin cats are a breed of cats that are known for having very short legs. Their short legs are caused by a genetic mutation.

(via 10 Unbelievably Cute Munchkin Cat Gifs)

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Munchkin Kitty Vines [x]

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#you come into my house