iwantyouplease

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I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go 

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napping and jacking off and smoking weed and eating cake

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please don’t ever try to get my attention by neglecting me because i will alienate myself from you at terminal velocity 

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i actually do think it’s anti-feminist to be fatphobic and yes i do mean that

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i love being that butch that smokes a joint at the outing in my cowboy boots and roughed up wrangler jeans with sparkling, hazy eyes and killer autistic smile

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What do you mean she loves my broad shoulders? What do you mean she thinks about my big arms? What do you mean she plays with the callouses on my hands? What do you mean she loves the parts of me I was taught to hate?

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yesterday i got all high and horny, my brain fuzzy and my senses all muddled

kinda wished someone would’ve hold me tightly, gently guiding me, undressing me and holding my legs open while they fuck me, so pliable and empty headed.

anyone could have used me as they saw fit and i would’ve just been happy with being filled

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y'all want southern butches so bad until i pronounce jewelery like "jury" and willingly eat coleslaw. do you still want me after that

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i love pathetic tops my godddd you can be pathetic even when you fuck me it's okay

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Butches 💕

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Due to the discourse on butches here’s my butch appreciation post. I love butches, butches that are or aren’t hairy, butches with long hair, butches with short hair, butches with or without top surgery and bottom surgery, butches on t, butches that aren’t on t, plus sized butches, butches that are skinny, butches that are or aren’t curvy, gnc butches, butches with or without complex relationship to gender identities, butches with or without facial hair, butches that pass and butches that don’t, butches that don’t act like how people think they’re supposed to, loser butches, butches who wear makeup, butches who like feminine things, butches with or without tattoos, butches who are stone tops, butches who bottom, butches who are butch4butch, butches that are butchfemme, butches that are or aren’t service tops, poc butches, butches that think they aren’t butch enough, butches that use different pronouns, he/him butches, butches that are Transmasc/transmen, lesboy butches, boyfriend butches, asexual butches, neurodivergent butches, disabled butches, butches that are or aren’t my type, older butches, baby butches, I love and admire all of you.

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I’m desperate to arm wrestle another Butch to see who comes out on top, and gets to be the top.

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IF YOU ARE CIS MAN AND YOU FOLLOW ME THIS IS YOUR WARNING, LEAVE ME TF ALONE

I get it, the more followers I get the more likely it is that men will follow me but by the gods have some sense. A 78y/o man followed me today MY GUY YOU ARE OLDER THAN MY GRANDPA AND YOURE A MAN LEAVE MY PAGE ALONE

What about "butch" "they/he" and "lesbian" screams "I want men to follow me?" Especially when all my posts are explicitly about lesbianism???

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God forbid a guy wants you to beg for it🙄🙄🙄

Are we fucking with tatted butch sternums??

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Are you fucking with butches who will whine in your lap orrr

Are we fucking with tatted butch sternums??

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I offer you: Butch with his 4 month old niece who has him wrapped around her tiny finger

Also funny baby update: she likes watching the washing machines running??? She’ll sit there and watch for as long as we’ll let her 😅😅

there’s something about gentle butches that makes me weak. you mean you choose to be kind?? over and over again, despite everything, you choose to be kind?? it melts my heart.

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thinking about being touched when I’m sleepy, my shirt riding up to reveal my stomach, and being woken by familiar hands running across my body and familiar lips against mine