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sorry I was looking at my own boobs what were you saying
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are you unemployed? has it been a while since youve thought about killing yourself? dont worry, indeed dot com can change one of those things
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did tumblr change its font or am i seeing things
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me: hmm time to google something
google every time: can i PLEASE have your location PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺 I need to know where you live so BAD 😫😫😫😫 Where do you fucking from?????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩
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my favorite part of waking up is the dread
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“you wear that a lot” yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,
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thank you to the 60+ porn bot followers ive gained while ive been inactive
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please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person
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“Jesus Christ, I thought we were friends.”
M3GAN was really fun!
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