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iwillstealyourpotatoes · 2 days ago
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he is a peculiar and curious specimen i must document
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iwillstealyourpotatoes · 4 days ago
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iwillstealyourpotatoes · 4 days ago
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damn people rly hate type 2 diabetics don't they
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iwillstealyourpotatoes · 4 days ago
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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about
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iwillstealyourpotatoes · 4 days ago
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me and the mutual i pulled by being weird & freaky
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iwillstealyourpotatoes · 4 days ago
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(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.
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iwillstealyourpotatoes · 4 days ago
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I was bleeding out in the snow and it was all cool and stuff until like a bunch of teenager showed up and then It got really cringe so I put all the blood back and went to go bleed out somewhere else but all the good bleed out places were taken so I decided just to die like a natural peaceful death like look overlooking the Cliffside but lo and behold somebody's already fucking dying there against a tree and it looks way sicker than what I had planned I guess I'll just fucking live
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iwillstealyourpotatoes · 4 days ago
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This is funny coming from Reddit
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iwillstealyourpotatoes · 4 days ago
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Came in to work today and one of the foremen greeted me with 'theres our celebrity!' Which is how I found out that everyone saw the news interview I did at our local pride.
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iwillstealyourpotatoes · 5 days ago
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testosterone tuesday
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iwillstealyourpotatoes · 8 days ago
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iwillstealyourpotatoes · 13 days ago
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iwillstealyourpotatoes · 13 days ago
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iwillstealyourpotatoes · 13 days ago
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One thing I’ve noticed about AI users is that they are completely repulsed by the notion of feeling bad or frustrated for even the slightest moment
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