Me, choose a last minute otp text for a self imposed challenge to do an otp text for every day of Halloween??? Naturally
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*on the phone*
Person A: So I can’t make it tonight…
Person B: How come?
Person A: I may have been stabbed just now…
Person B: Only you would try to politely cancel plans while you’re bleeding out. Hold on I’ll call an ambulance.
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person A: *sighs sadly* nobody likes me
person B, who hasn’t confessed yet but has been giving A love and support through the years:
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more good omens!!
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more good omens!!
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flying snek for no reason at all
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this is what a hobbit would mug you with
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Magical girl that we deserve
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being weird together is a love language
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why not Craig and Tweek storming area 51 in search of those aliens 👽
they have backup , yeah
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Natasha: My significant other must be top of the line, organised, graceful-
Clint: [trips in, breaks a plate, sets fire to a bookshelf, steps on Phil, tears another hole into his jacket, loses a shoe]
Nat: I want that one.
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