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the way sesame street, a pbs puppet show for literal babies, is pressing on with pride content despite vitriolic monsters descending on every post to insinuate they're pedophiles or demons while some of the biggest companies on the planet who could swim in olympic swimming pools of money like scrooge mcduck on steroids buckle and cave just emphasizes how completely and utterly pathetic these corporations are. they'd butcher a baby if it meant saving a penny.

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun

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20+ years, and what I love? I can measure at least one of my closest online friendships by the lifespan of her oldest child. But we met before she was pregnant with her so we've been friends slightly longer. XD

what a way to announce your skills issue anyway how long is y'all's longest internet friendship, mine is 14 years

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Dude, @therealjacksepticeye is back on tumblr dot com?

...quick, sweep the empty Cheeto bags and lewd fanart off the couch! WE PLAYIN MINECRAFF.

Why? Cause I do what I want, that's why. That or Dragon Age, I'm due a fresh run so I haul my ass out and get Veilguard.

In all seriousness, this is just chill levels of cool. Welcome back, Jack! Looking to see how the site's generalized brain rot hits you. ;p

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Lots of ominous news nowadays, but there are good things too! Thailand's Marriage Equality Law took effect today!

This tweet takes you to the top of a thread that lists all the changes, like replacing gendered terms like husband and wife with spouses, same-sex marriages have full legal status that, same-sex couples can adopt and use IVF and create pre-nups, just a whole lot of steps to make them equal.

It's all just so amazing and joyous. They hosted a parade for the newlywed couples!

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Despite what he tries to enforce on that podium,

Your identity is yours and only yours to decide

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J E F F

My wife screamed in pain during labor so I asked, “What’s wrong?”. She screamed. “These contractions are going to kill me!” 

“I am sorry, honey,” I replied. “What is wrong?”

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sorry for being weird and evasive. i was raised to believe that having wants and needs was a moral failing

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHO IS USING THIS

AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

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Last photo: GET OUTTA MAH SWAMP!!!!

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Time for a new Jelly, new good vibes! Good luck everyone, it’s gunna be good soon

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...yeaaaaaah, I just recently learned that when I start shedding uncontrollable tears I CANNOT stop, and I get sick to my stomach? Panic attack, not JUST emotional dysregulation.

Mental health is...magic?...>.>

Your periodic reminder that in people who have been subject to threats and punishment for having emotional responses or ‘inappropriate’ facial expressions, panic attacks look different.

They may look like the person has become calmer and less involved, dismissive, even. Some people become intensely subservient and silent. Some become catatonic.

Panic doesn’t always involve screaming, crying, and obvious signs of distress. It involves an extreme form of the person’s fear response – which can be altered by circumstance, ability, and what they’ve learnt to fear.

Which is to say, it’s not your place to decide someone isn’t having a panic attack, when they’ve told you that’s what’s happening.

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