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sometimes all a woman needs in her life is a fictional character willing to kill for them. that’s all

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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

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does anybody else want to pinch billie’s cheeks so bad right now

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*taps microphone*

i love chubby billie

*drops microphone and walks off stage*

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Im gonna shuffle my giant playlist of every song i like and if the very first one that plays isnt exactly what i want to hear right this second im gna lose it

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see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck

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A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

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I feel the need to have my face smushed between a belly and a fupa, I wanna suffocate in lush softness.

I want to get on my knees and shower with kisses a tummy, specially the underbelly.

I yearn to lick and then bite the end of someone's big belly.

So please let me worship the beautiful plump body you have worked so hard to achieve, please allow me to adore every fat roll, stretch mark and every single inch covered in lavish plush.

And if you give me permission, let me make this greatness even bigger, please grant me your approval to feed you delicious treats and marvelous delicacies and I promise to keep adoring your beauty and grace.

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you would fuck that old man. i would fuck that old man. we are the same. hold my hand

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I'm telling you rn, once I get back my ability to sleep, my libido, my appetite, my motivation & I stop neglecting every aspect of my life it's over for u bitches

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omg that's so nice !!! do u happen to write for/accept requests for jake peralta from brooklyn nine nine?

Yes ofcoures! I love Jake. Please let me know what kind of fic you want and what love interest! I'll get to it right away!

I'm so happy you asked something again! I'm really excited to write something for you anon!

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Y'all I have a new obsession istg...

Nothing but thieves.

I'm going insane.

Anyways if anyone got any conor mason fanfics, pls sent <3

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hi !!! do you still accept requests?

Omg hi anon!

You know what I was thinking of starting writing a bit again. So ask me anything ;)

Thanks for the ask!!!♡

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I rarely ever post/talk about my weight gain fetish, but hear me out first. You know the whole "Gabe telling Aziraphale to lose the gut" thing? Well how about Feeder!Crowley and Feedee!Aziraphale just to spite him? 😈

Or in other words, Crowley likes them big. And he doesn't give a shit about what anyone thinks. Especially Gabe.

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petition for everyone to be more gross and embrace their fucked up kinks

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So I heard there is a saying in Romania that goes like this: “the man without belly is like the woman without breats”

And I thought that was hella beautiful

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