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i hasn’t written here in about 3 weeks.

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Breakfast Club Roleplay Memes

We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all.

I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it either.

Well, if you say you haven't, you're a prude. If you say you have you're a slut. It's a trap. You want to but you can't, and when you do you wish you didn't, right?

I'm a compulsive liar.

What about you dad?

The next screw that falls out will be you.

When you grow up, your heart dies.

Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy.

Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.

Do you know how popular I am? I am so popular. Everybody loves me so much at this school.

Don't you ever, ever compare yourself to me, okay. You got everything, and I got shit.

You know what I got for Christmas? Oh, it was a banner fucking year at the old ______ family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up _____."

My God, are we gonna be like our parents?

You do everything everyone tells you to do and that is a problem.

That's very clever, sir. But what if there's a fire? I think violating fire codes and endangering the lives of children would be unwise at this juncture in your career, sir.

I'm thinkin' of tryin' out for a scholarship.

You're kind of sexy when you're angry.

I don't think either one of them gives a shit about me. It's like they use me just to get back at each other.

You ask me one more question and I'm beating the shit out of you.

He's just doing it to get a rise out of you. Just ignore him.

I hate it. I hate having to go along with everything my friends say.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

The next time I have to come in here I'm crackin' skulls.

You ought to spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself and a little less time trying to impress people.

I'm not a winner because I want to be one. I'm a winner because I've got strength and speed... kinda like a racehorse. It's about how involved I am in what's happening to me.

Why is that door closed? WHY IS THAT DOOR CLOSED?

When I was a kid, I wanted to be John Lennon.

You keep eating your hand; you're not gonna be hungry for lunch.

Jesus Christ Almighty! What in God' s name is going on in here? What was that ruckus?

You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions.

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong.

It's all because of me and my old man. God, I fucking hate him. He's like this mindless machine that I can't even relate to anymore.

Does that answer your question?

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I feel really bad for not being able to keep this blog up to date everyday. But if anyone needs me I’m pretty active on takiwiings and elegantkaen. :) 

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“….It won’t wash off!”

- Episode: 349

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dragon age starters

feel most free to change pronouns ,  etc .

❝ it doesn’t matter that they won’t remember me. what matters is i helped. ❞ ❝ bad things should happen to bad people. ❞ ❝ i’m here to set things right. also ? to look dashing. that part’s less difficult. ❞ ❝ planning has never been my strong suit . now, killing…killing & love-making. those i am better at. ❞ ❝ oh ! we could get matching outfits ! ❞ ❝ i’m not saying i should be your first pick for a dance partner at the ball , but in the deep roads , i’m your man / woman. ❞ ❝ draw your weapon & say that again ! ❞ ❝ we’re here to kill them all, yes ? for sport ? ❞ ❝ you tend to get up to interesting things. you meet interesting people & then you kill them. ❞ ❝ i never worry, darling. a leash can be pulled from either end. ❞ ❝ it’s like you need permission to be alive. ❞ ❝ has anyone told you what marvelous eyes you possess, my dear ? ❞ ❝ have you ever licked a lamp post in winter ? ❞ ❝ i’ll try not to hit anyone. ❞ ❝ there you are. everyone’s been looking for you. ❞ ❝ the last man standing gets final say on who is right or wrong. ❞ ❝ i like my hair the way it is, thank you. ❞ ❝ do you think about how to kill everyone you meet ? ❞ ❝ are you… sassing me, ____? ❞ ❝ yes, but she/you seems more… “ooh, pretty colors !” than “muahaha ! i am princess stabbity ! stab, kill, kill ! ❞ ❝ congratulations ! you have found a wastebin . ❞ ❝ what are you going to do with that sword ? ❞ ❝ not listening ! la la-la la la ! ❞ ❝ i saw you looking at the girl/boy in town earlier . ❞ ❝ anyone wishing to accuse me of weakness is welcome to try. ❞ ❝ …did you cut your own hair ? ❞ ❝ ”one by one they follow, drowning in the sea”. the rest of the poem is sad.. ❞ ❝ you aren’t all stone, ____. there is a person inside of you. ❞ ❝ we crush the heads of rude women when we feel like it. just so you know. ❞ ❝ protect what matters with everything you have, or you’ll have nothing, and deserve it. ❞ ❝ i want you to know that what we had was real. ❞ ❝ in the end you are always alone with your actions. ❞ ❝ somebody’s been drinking. ❞ ❝ let’s show them our hearts, and then show them theirs.. ❞ ❝ do you feel that ? my magic-sensing nose is tingling. ❞ ❝ well, shit. ❞ ❝ you worry me, you know that ? ❞ ❝ i’m cold. & it’s indoors. this is so wrong. ❞ ❝ i saw what you were doing back there. ❞ ❝ we will never speak of this again. ❞ ❝ you’re a big softie ! ❞  ❝ i’ve got just the thing to cure that pout. ❞ ❝ eight, nine, now you die. ❞ ❝ daughters never grow up. they remain six years old with pigtails & skinned knees forever. ❞ ❝ i don’t need my pants, anyway. ❞ ❝ smiles. we must be careful how we present ourselves. ❞ ❝ be careful what you wish for. power is treacherous. i have seen many people–great leaders–consumed by it. ❞ ❝ don’t touch me ! stay away ! ❞ ❝ i think of him/you/her as much as he/you/she thinks at all. ❞ ❝ i knew nothing of friendship before we met. ❞ ❝ you can approve or not approve as you wish, but this is one thing you cannot influence and mold to your liking. ❞ ❝ there you go, breaking my heart. ❞  ❝ does anyone else feel the verge to vomit? ❞ ❝ i…love you. just… wanted to tell you that. ❞ ❝ let those who would destroy us step into the light. ❞ ❝ it’s dangerous when too many men in the same armor think they’re right. ❞ ❝ if you love a character, you give them pain, ruin their lives, make them suffer. maybe even throw in a heroic death. ❞ ❝ i do quite like watching you leave. ❞ ❝ send him a fruit basket. everyone loves those. ❞ ❝ did i stutter ? ❞ ❝ are you kidding ? i’m surprised you didn’t kill anyone just coming over here. ❞ ❝ the world may want my time, but you have my heart ❞ ❝ have you ever heard the saying ‘let sleeping abominations lie’?  now would be the time to consider it. ❞ ❝ that sounded much better in my head . ❞ ❝ i have an excellent sense of dramatic timing. & good hair.  ❞ ❝ the air hurts. i have to stop. ❞ ❝ challenge someone to arm-wrestle me. ❞ ❝ so, you’re not like a lot of other girls/boys. ❞ ❝ not long ago this was impossible to imagine. you, the man i love, victory close at hand. ❞ ❝ how do you do that ? make everything better with a smile ? ❞ ❝ it gets no easier. your struggles have only just begun. ❞ ❝ there comes a time when you must stop running, when you turn & face the tiger.  ❞ ❝ it’s family, you protect. doesn’t matter who it is, blood or not. ❞ ❝ perhaps we should carve our names into the giant tree ? ❞ ❝ hey ! that’s mine ! ❞ ❝ our mistakes make us who we are. ❞ ❝ fear makes men more dangerous than magic ever could. ❞ ❝ don’t let anyone tell you when to move on. take their hand & say, “my choice". ❞ ❝ words are easy, like the wind; faithful friends are hard to find. ❞ ❝ shitballs. fuck. shit. crap. ❞ ❝ living a lie … it festers inside you, like poison. ❞

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Imagine if Orochimaru was successful in taking Itachi’s body. And he just FLIPS his shit because…

“This shit is BROKEN AF” He’s coughing up blood EVERYWHERE. He’s nearly BLIND. He has ZERO energy and gets fatigued easily because Itachi is in pretty shitty shape from his disease. 

Instead of hundreds of jutsus he was hoping to glean off Itachi’s eyes there’s just HUNDREDS of memories of Itachi eating dango at cafes.

Orochimaru would be suffering so badly lmao. Imagine him just laying in bed thinking “At least that blur of a cafe I never even visited is nice”

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The hairs on Izumo’s body stood on end at hearing the Akatsuki member speak to him. It especially set him off knowing the thing knew who he was. Izumo wasn’t going to let himself be intimidated or show fear, but the last comment didn’t help.   “Well you won’t be sneaking into the village anymore. We’re going to permanently keep you contained so you wither away, you weed. ”

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“You’re the gate guard right?”

There was no doubt that this man was, but he just wanted to confirmation as he was being restricted by several over Leaf Shinobi from entering the village.

Both Zetsu’s chuckled deeply, simultaneously.

“I’ve snuck into the village- countless time, you insignificant- chewy- fools.”

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I’ve seen a lot of “reblog if you’ll roleplay with such-and-such demographic” posts lately, so I just want to say:

- I don’t care if you’re male, female, neither, both, or any other gender option. - I don’t care if you’re 14 or 114. I just need to be aware if you’re underage. (If you’re 114 and roleplaying on Tumblr, you are my hero.) - I don’t care if you’re from X country or Y country or outer space or an alternate reality or are in fact a hamster with amazing typing skills. - I don’t care if you have a fancy theme or something from the early 90s. I just need to be able to find the pages you want me to find. - I don’t care if you format your posts or don’t format your posts. - I do care whether or not you respect others. - I do care whether or not we’re having fun.

Thanks for being you! c=

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@shiranuiisms liked for starter (x)

 He’s directing a discrete annoyed look towards the older shinobi. He had always respected Genma, and striven to hold a position like him. Never daring to speak back in order to avoid seeming weak. That didn’t mean he couldn’t get exhausted and have a hard time keeping up, especially on missions.  “Ey Genma.” He lands gracefully beside the man.  “Some of the guys are discussing where we’ll be setting up camp. Anytime or place soon?” Translation: We, especially I, want a rest.

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The face of Kotetsu was one of pure surprise as he gazed from Izumo and then towards Felix. “I-” But before he could begin speaking Izumo acted. Reacting to the moment he pushed Felix of him, body mostly likely coming in contact with the ground for all Izumo knew.              “Kotetsu! It’s not what it looks like! I uh- was analyzing her chest wound!” 

This didn’t go over Kotetsu’s head so easily. Face of shock and disturbance evolving into an insulted one. “Do you honestly think I’m that dumb to believe that.”  

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His hair. She was learning tricks on how to make him go crazy. He was pecking lightly at her neck but he immediately stopped to look at the girl. “You’re going to cook for me? Wow first sex and now food. How did I get so lucky to have a girl like you?” This earned her a smirk. Due to their short time, Izumo had planned on giving her a small tease and leaving her excited for later. His hands removed her shinobi vest, and lifted her shirt. “Well if you’re going to be so nice then I guess I’ll give you a trea-” His words failed to finish leaving as the carp was opened. It revealed no other than the man himself, Kotetsu. Izumo’s immediately froze in panic. “Fuck.”

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*steals soda and takes a sip* what you going to do about it

mood

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He noticed her struggle with their height difference and following a chuckle, he grasped her from behind and lifted her up before sitting and placing her on his lap. “Light as a feather.” His lips reconnected with hers once again, soon detaching and gently pecking at her jaw. Kisses very slowly trailing downwards. He was teasing her, an action he had learned that he enjoyed very much. “Mmm, you’re full of surprises and risk Umino, remind me to never underestimate you.” Funny how all sense of reality and his codes could easily fade away when this girl was so close. Like now in which he failed to hear the sound of steps approaching, he was instead worried that their time there was limited to lunch break. “You’re coming to my apartment tonight, right? Or should we mix it up and I go visit you tonigh?”

| 猫 |—     It wasn’t long before her arms snaked around his neck to give her some for of anchoring whilst being stuck on her toes for some time. She always got a small thrill out of sneaking around with Izumo for a quick make out session during the days or something more at night. The girl was quick to return the kiss once their lips touched, she trying to make it deeper every moment. “You’re underestimating us Izumo. We’ll be fine, especially round here, no one would come back here, so you shouldn’t worry~”