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As above, so below
Mamenchisaurus, Jiangjunosaurus, Sericipterus.
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the fact that Jason Todd could be used as an amazing criticism of people who keep repeating the "batman should kill" nonsense yet instead all dc wants to do with him is push him into the violent people are always born violent stereotype
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I am a truther of exercise as a mental health coping mechanism. The main downside of it being your main mechanism is it turns your brain into a husky. You come home at the end of the day one day and find it chewing apart all the walls and you're like "ah damn this is because I forgot to take you for your mountain hike today"
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from bright-eyed and bushy-tailed to political fugitives on the run
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young justice core four but we keep them as a bunch of stupid kids doing goofy things. Like tim is completely seeing his friends half way across the battlefield and screaming some stupid song to get cassie's attention, suddenly she's picking him up and throwing him into a robot that he breaks w his bo staff Leaving their respective families looking so confused as he jumps off and has a few lines of in-jokes with her.
this does not stop until every single one of them are grouped together, all of them chanting a song together while they're literally sweeping their section of the field. No one has seen any of them smile that big in weeks.
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Katniss in the arena: I could be killed at any time, so it’s important that I stay on high alert
Haymitch in the arena: OOH LOOK AT BUNNY
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seeing a lot of backlash and anger over the recent casting of lou lou and louella for the sunrise on the reaping but what people need to be reminded of is that they are children. they're kids! youngsters who just put themselves forward to be cast and got picked. it's not their fault. hopefully adults in their lives will shield them from the internet and the putrid hatred pouring out like a festering wound. but i can't believe grown adults need to be reminded to not be awful to little girls.
it's. not. their. fault.
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bruce and dick, father and son? classic. batman and robin, partners in justice? exciting. bruce and dick, brothers with a huge age gap? more likely than you think.
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Jason: *loses in a game against bruce*
Bruce, patting his back: it’s alright son, let’s play again
Dick: *loses in a game against bruce*
Bruce: that’s for calling me old
Dick, screaming at Bruce: HOW COULD YOU?!
Duke, new to the fam, very concerned: what’s happening?
Tim: you don’t wanna know
Duke, nervous: …is it something really bad?
Tim, gravely: yes
Dick, shaking Bruce: HOW COULD YOU?! HOW COULD YOU DRINK MY SMOOTHIE?!
Duke:
Alfred: *pointedly looking at the broken window*
Bruce: dick did it
Dick, in space, on call with Alfred: i wasn’t even anywhere NEAR there
Cass: fuck!
Bruce: language
Steph: let my girl say fuck
Bruce: language.
TV playing in the background: ..nd SCORE! unfortunately, the Gotham Guardsmen have lost to Metropolis Metros once m—
Dick, from the couch: motherfUCKER
Bruce, angrily: metropolis BASTARDS
Cass:
Cass: not fair >:[
In a restaurant
Barbara: dick can you pass me the salt
Dick, with headphones on, not hearing her:
Barbara: dick? dick. dick!
Bruce: ill get it
Bruce: *reaches for the salt near dick’s plate*
Dick: *suddenly has his arms around his food, his fork clattering to the ground, their drinks spilling everywhere*
Bruce:
Dick:
Barbara:
Dick: ...in my defense these are some real good nachos
Dick: *waltzes inside bruce’s room, not saying anything*
Bruce: ...?
Dick: *looks at the pictures on the walls*
Bruce: can i help you??
Dick: *checks himself out in the mirror*
Bruce: please do that in your own room
Dick: *turns on the lights and rummages in the drawers*
Bruce: i already ate all the snacks there
Dick: *leaves* *doesn’t close the door*
Bruce:
Damian, also in the room:
Damian, in realization: jason got it from him
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"We can miss him and we can mourn him and we can even curse his name, but we are not going to disrespect him by throwing away what he built right here."
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it’s awesome how we have unlimited chances to become a better version of ourselves
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they call me DC Comics cause I also divide my life into pre and post crisis
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