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IMAX UPLOADED THE MUMMY TRAILER WITH HALF THE AUDIO CHANNELS MISSING AND CREATED 40 SECONDS OF UNDILUTED COMEDIC PERFECTION
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[Fictional character who is worse than me in every way] save me
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Donna: “James the cops are looking for you, we have to hide your half of Laura’s necklace!”
James:

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if u thinking ur the shit well then im the fucking plumber
imma send u packing, gonna werk it with da plunger
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one time a libertarian told me he would be fine with a dictatorship as long as he could still play video games
it's him! the median voter!
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don't cha wish your girlfriend was hawk like tuah
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girl something good has to happen at some point
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