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I feel like tumblr should be bigger fans of The Blues Brothers. It's a movie that has everything we value as a community. Attention and respect to pioneering black musicians, open hostility to nazis, open defiance to police, Carrie Fisher with a rocket launcher and flamethrower, a soundtrack that goes hard as hell, John Belushi so blasted on cocaine that he continues to do somersaults despite having a broken ankle. It's got it all!

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James Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family, has just died and I am seeing a woeful lack of crab raves on my dash.

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reblog to squeeze prev's ass

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having friends from kink tumblr is so silly like "who are you talking to?" oh just my friend i know from wanting to rape me

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What if I touched myself before bed and passed out naked and soaking. Imagine how easy it would be to flip me onto my stomach and how easily you could slide your cock inside me. You could pin my arms behind my back when I start to wake up so I cant go anywhere. Hold me down as you pound into me. Wrap your hands around my throat to help ease me back to sleep. Hold my hips in place and thrust deeper into me when you cum. Cum as deep inside me as you possibly can because I cant stop you and it just feels so good.

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why waste money on a fleshlight when you have a transmasc who sleeps too much

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need someone to whisper “behave” in my ear while their hand slips under my dress when we’re out in public

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who wants to come over and play toys (i'm toys)

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whenever I'm in a bad mood i just remember i'm a pretty girl who sucks dick good

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being a dad felt like a noose i tried to spend my whole life avoiding finally found a way to lay itself across my neck because it snuck up with the two people i love the most in this world. it felt like i was betraying them with how much i resented being a dad but it wasn't because i didn't love them.

transitioning and being a mom, though?

sometimes i get so lost in how good it feels the only thing i can do is cum about it

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By far the coolest Dragon Ball piece of media ever created. The show wishes its fights had the energy of this.

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JOAN JETT

practicing her swing at a batting cage on the Sunset Strip in Los Angeles, California (1977) — photographed by Brad Elterman

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If you ever feel like a loser just remember there are people who are genuinely emotionally invested in the lives of the british royal family

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i really wish it was easier to travel internationally because i see so many thrift stores a mutual would have a field day with but noooooooo

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welcome to my epic fantasy world. we have many developed fantasy kingdoms with 2000 years of rich lore and history. and to the south you can see the evil sand people and to the east theres japanchina.

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i like that 13 reasons why's cultural impact is how poorly it handled suicide and sexual assault as well as inventing a new way for people to say they're going to kill themselves