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“ It’s not a bee! “ Izzy had insisted with a laugh when Stede began to panic, but thankfully the butterfly had gone unbothered and he’d landed the compliment. Stede lit up as he always did whenever he complimented him. It made him smile, but his comment made him laugh again, and even shrug a little.

“ Maybe a little. “ He winked at him, eyes returning to the butterfly. “ I thought you were a complete bafoon when I first laid eyes on you. Thought you’d never make it out there as a pirate, and now look at you. “ He let his voice get husky and whispery with a growl. “ The infamous Captain Bonnet, the man who slayed Ricky Banes. “ He chuckled to himself. They both had scars to prove just which pirate helped save them from that onslaught.

“ But honestly, we were as far apart as you could get. Now look at us. Happily married, enjoying the countryside. “ He lifted his finger a little and the butterfly decided to flutter its wings, but not yet move. “ And yes, you’re fookin’ gorgeous. “ Thst last word he’d hissed sexily at him with a smirk.

Izzy watched as a beautiful bright yellow butterfly landed in Stede’s yellow hair as they walked along the trail. Well, Stede walked easily but Izzy did his best with his wooden leg, always appreciative that his husband would slow down if he forgot far ahead.

But for now, he laughed softly, suddenly interrupting his husband, gently picking up the pretty thing on his finger. It didn’t even flinch, wings spreading open slowly and relaxing as if his finger was the safest place in the world. “ Look. “ He’d said, just before he plucked her up, then continued when Stede turned about. “ It’s you as a butterfly. You’re a lot like them, you know. Transformative. “ Oh Izzy, you sly dog. Even at this old age you still could swing such poetry.

Stede was going on and on about all the things he found fascinating during their walk. From the smallest of rocks on the ground to the tallest of trees, he never ran out of things to be in awe over. Though, some of what he pointed out, he simply shared interesting facts about. Well, things he found to be interesting, but would probably be dull to others. But he loved learning and discovering new things, thus why he loved their walks so much, even if it was somewhere they've already walked, there was always something new to discover.

And even if it wasn't new, it didn't stop Stede from sharing the same 'interesting' fact he's shared before. The best part? Izzy never seemed annoyed or bored and that meant a lot to the Captain. He let Stede go on and on and always seemed to have a smile on his face, or maybe he was just happy in general, and that, too, meant a lot to the Captain. His happiness.

But then when he pointed something out in his hair, Stede froze. "Oh, god, what is it!? Is it a bee!? Please don't let it be a bee!" He whined, trying to resist the urge to flail, but he was confident Izzy would get whatever was in there. He'd rescue him from certain death as he always did.

But thankfully, it wasn't a bee. It was, in fact, a butterfly! His eyes lit up as he turned to look at the insect, in awe of how beautiful it was. And then he blushed when Izzy compared him to said bug, calling him transformative which sounded like a compliment. Because he was smiling when saying it. "Aww, Izzy..." He smiled. "Is it because I was once an annoying pest and now I'm something beautiful and majestic?" He asked, probably completely off the mark, or maybe he had the gist. "Go on..."

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Stede had such ambition and was lucky that he had the money to follow his dreams, though Izzy had heard plenty of horror stories about his cruel father and being the lily livered rich boy, as Stede often repeated. There were some nights he’d just hold onto the blonde, pet his hair and reassure him that he was none of those things. In fact for Izzy, he was the bravest man he knew, considering he broke every rule and defied the brothel owner, bribed him just to have Izzy to himself. Stede was his sunshine during the darkest of days.

He’d taken another drink of tea, then nodded with a soft smirk. “ You must have something special planned for me. “ He folded his hands, coyly rested a bearded chin upon them and stared warmly into the eyes of his lover, who wanted only the best for him. It had taken time, but he’d finally opened up and agreed to be his, and he loved it. “ You’ve been talking so much about this weekend. I can’t wait. “

He sighed blissfully and laid back. No fucking any customers, or even the boss if it was forced on him. “ I hope it’s somewhere there’s a lot of flowers.. or somewhere peaceful. I just want to be with you, away from the business of the port, “

“Izzy, is there any place in particular you’ve always wanted to visit?”

Izzy looked out the window of the little tea house they sat it, thinking of the question. He could see the busy harbor in the window, and he instantly knew where he wanted to go. “ India. “ He smiled softly.

“ Nassau is such a busy port. You see all sorts of things in the markets here. Beautiful silks, fabrics dyed with rich indigo from India. We see them a lot in the brothel. Delicious smelling spices, flavors that you’d never get in England too.. “ He looked back to him with a smile. “ Definitely India. What about you? “

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That sweet moment where they said the exact same thing did make Izzy swoon a bit. It had taken him so long to acquiesce to becoming Captain. The men had already seen him as one. Stede saw him as one, but he had reservations taking the position after last time. Granted, this time he had earned it. He’d earned their love and respect, and they all knew Izzy would rather die than have harm to his husband or crew.

Stede was all over him now and he wasn’t surprised in the slightest. Stede got horny over the slightest things, but his biggest turn on seemed to be seeing him go into protect mode, or when he was especially violent. Stede got the soft side of Izzy, when they weren’t being kinky. He got that rough side when Stede wanted it.

“ Oh look at you, gettin’ your feathers all ruffled.. “ He teased and gave his plump bottom a squeeze. That was when he heard Jackie shouting at them and he had a good laugh. He was about to retort when Stede requested he spit on him, that look in his eyes. “ A little good Captain, bad Captain? “ He grinned like an idiot and rigged him closer, so much so that he was practically straddling a leg.

Then he shouted to Jackie. “ Oi! We’ll take the room upstairs then! ‘less you’re closing that bit of business off too. “ And before she could give a response, he grabbed a handful of Stede’s hair, yanking his head back sharply. His eyes dilated and he stared into him, a near sneer of disapproval all in play before he spit in his mouth and crushed his lips to his.

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Though Stede wasn't looking in their direction, he could still hear their words. They probably wanted him to hear them considering how close they were and how obvious they were when talking about it. Dd it hurt? A little bit, but since becoming a pirate, since learning from the greatest, Stede Bonnet has grown that they call thick skin. Words hurt less when you've heard them enough times and already knew them to be true, but in this case, it wasn't even that.

It was that Stede knew had learned not to care what other people thought or said about him, especially when it wasn't true.

Izzy was the one that helped him with that. Told him not to worry what other people thought of him, that they were just stupid twats and could fuck off, so... Stede picked up his way of thinking. Anytime someone said something cruel about it, he'd think them a stupid twat and tell them to fuck off. He started to feel less bothered about what people said and thought because what mattered most to him was his family.

Izzy and their crew. He knew the truth and so did they. Hell, even the Captain Flint and Captain Vane knew the truth! They were there! Yet somehow these stupid twats didn't believe it to be true.

However, when they started questioning how Izzy could fall for someone like him and how he should've stuck with Blackbeard, that did hurt. More than the insults about him. But it also made him angry. He wanted to say something, but he didn't want to cause a scene... he'd done that enough times in Spanish Jackie's tavern, so he bit his tongue, he held himself back...

But Izzy, however, did not.

He was quick to his feet when the scuffle began... and ended all at the same time. Because of course it did. They were going up against the Izzy Hands, after all. It was both heartwarming and arousing all at the same time watching Izzy stand up for him like this and he couldn't take his eyes off of him. Izzy was so incredibly protective over him -- possessive, too, and gods Stede loved it. No one had ever cared this much about him in his entire life and he was half tempted to mount him right here and now, but again, he held himself back. Somehow.

It made his heart swell with love and appreciation for him and he stood there beaming, his chest puffed out. "Yeah! Say another word about me." Stede finally spoke up. "No, really, you should. Please. I love when he gets like this." He smiled, moving to Izzy and placing his hand on his arm. "And if you have something to say about him, you answer to me! I may be an idiot, but I'm his idiot." He huffed. "And he's mine." Not the idiot part, but the being his. Sometimes he just shouldn't talk.

The man under Izzy's boot tried to shake his head but all he could do was tap the floor in hopes Izzy would let up. The other two backed away, one bleeding from his face from where Izzy broke the glass on it. His face looked almost as broken.

"I am Captain Stede Bonnet." Stede loudly proclaimed. "And this is my co-captain, and darling, wonderful, handsome and very well endowed husband, Israel "Izzy" Hands! We are not to be trifled with! So don't even think about trifling us!" He may have come a long way as a pirate and man, but... not necessarily as an intimidating one. "Now, you stupid twats," as Izzy would say. "Fook off!"

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Izzy couldn’t help but shoot a grin at Stede’s commentary about how he loved to see him be so protective. He was very protective of Stede. Too many people for too long, including his former self had bullied this man. No longer. Only Izzy got to bully him and it was always in the most playful of ways.

“ You are my idiot. “ He’d leaned over to get a smooch before continuing pressure on the man’s neck before him. Jackie would forgive a fight like this, because she knew exactly what Stede had done, and she knew exactly how protective Izzy was. Plus fights brought her good business.

He was terribly amused by his trifling line, a very Stede thing to say, and his own imitation of himself made him softly snicker. Stede had said exactly what needed to be said. He pulled his leg off the man’s neck and spat on him in disgust. “ Fookin’ pathetic excuse for a pirate. Get out of my sight. “

The man rolled out of the way once his neck was freed gasping for air, holding a hand to his throat. He managed to get out a few raspy words. “ Yes, Mr. Hands.. “ He coughed more, but then felt a strong boot to his back, kicking him forward onto the floor again. It was Izzy’s boot.

“ That’s Captain Hands to you. “ The man nodded, uttered a swift Captain Hands and stumbled to leave the bar. Izzy sighed softly in annoyance, then slipped an arm around Stede’s waist, his face of rage calming. “ Sorry about that, love. Guess we should order two more drinks. “

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Though Stede wasn't looking in their direction, he could still hear their words. They probably wanted him to hear them considering how close they were and how obvious they were when talking about it. Dd it hurt? A little bit, but since becoming a pirate, since learning from the greatest, Stede Bonnet has grown that they call thick skin. Words hurt less when you've heard them enough times and already knew them to be true, but in this case, it wasn't even that.

It was that Stede knew had learned not to care what other people thought or said about him, especially when it wasn't true.

Izzy was the one that helped him with that. Told him not to worry what other people thought of him, that they were just stupid twats and could fuck off, so... Stede picked up his way of thinking. Anytime someone said something cruel about it, he'd think them a stupid twat and tell them to fuck off. He started to feel less bothered about what people said and thought because what mattered most to him was his family.

Izzy and their crew. He knew the truth and so did they. Hell, even the Captain Flint and Captain Vane knew the truth! They were there! Yet somehow these stupid twats didn't believe it to be true.

However, when they started questioning how Izzy could fall for someone like him and how he should've stuck with Blackbeard, that did hurt. More than the insults about him. But it also made him angry. He wanted to say something, but he didn't want to cause a scene... he'd done that enough times in Spanish Jackie's tavern, so he bit his tongue, he held himself back...

But Izzy, however, did not.

He was quick to his feet when the scuffle began... and ended all at the same time. Because of course it did. They were going up against the Izzy Hands, after all. It was both heartwarming and arousing all at the same time watching Izzy stand up for him like this and he couldn't take his eyes off of him. Izzy was so incredibly protective over him -- possessive, too, and gods Stede loved it. No one had ever cared this much about him in his entire life and he was half tempted to mount him right here and now, but again, he held himself back. Somehow.

It made his heart swell with love and appreciation for him and he stood there beaming, his chest puffed out. "Yeah! Say another word about me." Stede finally spoke up. "No, really, you should. Please. I love when he gets like this." He smiled, moving to Izzy and placing his hand on his arm. "And if you have something to say about him, you answer to me! I may be an idiot, but I'm his idiot." He huffed. "And he's mine." Not the idiot part, but the being his. Sometimes he just shouldn't talk.

The man under Izzy's boot tried to shake his head but all he could do was tap the floor in hopes Izzy would let up. The other two backed away, one bleeding from his face from where Izzy broke the glass on it. His face looked almost as broken.

"I am Captain Stede Bonnet." Stede loudly proclaimed. "And this is my co-captain, and darling, wonderful, handsome and very well endowed husband, Israel "Izzy" Hands! We are not to be trifled with! So don't even think about trifling us!" He may have come a long way as a pirate and man, but... not necessarily as an intimidating one. "Now, you stupid twats," as Izzy would say. "Fook off!"

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Aha! Izzy found the one animal he was sure Stede wouldn’t love him as, or so he thought. He looked very uneasy at the mere mention of a bee. He knew he was allergic to them. It was why he always made sure they had a supply of stinging nettles on the ship. Bees were commonplace in this climate, and if he ever got stung they had it ready on the ship to combat it. It was just one of the many ways the pirate showed he cared about his welfare.

“ I mean even if I had a big needle for a bum I couldn’t sting you. Bees die after a sting. “ He mused with a chuckle, but smiled still at his answer. Then he bent down a little, spread out his fingers and made noises as he playfully pretended he was a bee. “ Bzz.. bzz.. bzzzzz.. I love you, Stede Bonnet. Bzz Bzz.. I promise I won’t hurt you.. “

Those grabbing hands made their way to him amongst his buzzing and with them he attacked his sides, laughing and buzzing as he started to tickle his pirate partner. “ bzzz.. Bzz.. “

“Would you still love me if I was a frog?” - From Izzy

“Heeeey, isn’t it my job to ask those questions?” Stede whined, then paused. Thinking. “…Would you still have a big, hairy chest?” His eyes fell to his chest before nodding. “But yes! I’d love you no matter what you, or we, were. I’m quite positive that we’d find each other in any and every lifetime.” He beamed. “Whether humans, animals, insects or even plants!” @izzyeffinhands

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Izzy laughed at the question. A frog with a big hairy chest would certainly be something to see. The hesitation had been hysterical, but Stede affirmed what he knew. The man would love him no matter what he was.

“ Even if I was a bee? With my hairy yellow and black body and thick stinger? “ He smirked, knowing Stede was allergic and didn’t like bees at all.

“Would you still love me if I was a frog?” - From Izzy

“Heeeey, isn’t it my job to ask those questions?” Stede whined, then paused. Thinking. “…Would you still have a big, hairy chest?” His eyes fell to his chest before nodding. “But yes! I’d love you no matter what you, or we, were. I’m quite positive that we’d find each other in any and every lifetime.” He beamed. “Whether humans, animals, insects or even plants!” @izzyeffinhands

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"Hey, look there... isn't that... what's his name?" One man asked as they walked into the tavern, spotting a certain blond nearby. "Steve Bonny? Somethin' like that?"

"You mean, Stede Bonnet?" Another man asks, then scoffs. "The guy that thinks he's a pirate Captain?"

The first guy snorted. "Barely even a pirate. He's pathetic is what he is."

A third man joined them, brows furrowing. "Didn't he kill that one Navy guy that was tryin' to put an end to all piracy, though? Would've ended us all."

"Pfft. That's what they say. But I bet that's a lie. I bet Izzy Hands was the one that actually killed him. Just wanted to make his 'Captain'," he snickered at the title that he felt the blond didn't deserve. "Look good. Crazy that the Izzy Hands fell for a fuckin' idiot like him. Heard he cuts himself with his own sword daily. Kind of pirate does that? He ain't no Captain. Sad that the Hands fell so low. Should've stuck with Blackbeard"

"Mm. Give us real pirates a bad name, he does." He glares over at Stede, who just happens to be hearing everything that was said about him. But he kept to himself, didn't let them know it. "He ain't a Captain 'n never will be. The lot of them are all pathetic." (IDK, just wanted protective Izzy after what Con said about Izzy never calling him Captain so xD)

Unfortunately for these two men, Izzy had heard every word. He’d been at the counter, buying he and Stede pints of rum. The first comments sent him into a rage, but as they continued on he grew angrier and angrier, so much so that the palm nut he held in his hand was crushed, the shell practically sand.

The bartender came back with the two pints. “ Thanks. “ He took both and turned around, getting a good glance at Stede to make sure he was still safe. As much as he tried to hide that he hadn’t heard the hurtful words, Izzy could still see it in his eyes. Oh fuck no.

In the relative calm of a rowdy pirate bar, Izzy turned on his unicorn leg and smashed the glass pint into one of the men’s head. Dazed, he stumbled back and when he did so Izzy swung hard and knocked him to the ground. A lady screamed, other pirates got out of the way.

The second man came charging at him in defense of his mate, and Izzy easily outstepped him like the great fencer he was, the bafoon falling to the floor. One man lay bleeding and in agony, and now this one would find his boot to his throat, the older pirate glaring down angrily. “ Shpuldve stuck with Blackbeard? I made Blackbeard. “ He sneered, rhe other pirate getting up only to be met with the second pint to his face again, which knocked him out this time.

“ Go on. Say one more word about my husband. “ The pirate tried to speak, but found it difficult with Izzy’s boot stepping down on his neck. “ What’s that? I can’t hear your fucking pitiful comeback.” He stepped down even harder. I’d he wasn’t pulled off, he might end up killing him.

Then, he looked to the rest of the bar, speaking loudly and taking control of all attention. “ Stede Bonnet killed Ricky Banes so you lot could fucking pirate!!! “ He sneered. “ He’s the bravest Captain I’ve ever known. Any of you have something to say about him? You fookin’ answer to me. “ He paused. “ ANYONE?! “ Then he looked down at the still struggling man beneath his boot. “ How bout you? Fookin’ twat. “

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-Plops a headband with unicorn ears and a horn on his head.- Here you are, Izzy! (canon because Stede made them xD)

Izzy had just been staring over the horizon, admiring the peace of it all with the softest of smiles. Things were relatively quiet on deck until Stede crowned his head with his new gift.

“ What the — “ He tried to look up at it but of course couldn’t, only feeling the weight of it. His attention snagged away he pulled the headband off, laughing when he saw the makeshift ears and horn. It didn’t seem sloppily done either. Stede had obviously poured his heart into this one. “ Is that indigo? “ He gestured as he ran his fingers over a bit of purple near the horn. Expensive dye for such a silly thing, he thought, and yet he loved that Stede only wanted the best. He smiled.

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Izzy laughed. “ It wasn’t defective, darling. You were just … “ He was going to say terrible at baking but that would have hurt his feelings. So instead he said: “ Honing the beginning of your baking skills. Anyway you’re much better at it now. “ Which was true! Thanks to their cooking and baking lessons Stede had become rather good at it and he was proud for that. Izzy always loved when Stede cooked him anything. It meant he didn’t have to, and he could relax with his love’s efforts.

“ You are right though. Hannibal did bond with you quickly. As did I. “ He’d smiled softly. Just like with Stede, the memory of his gradual migration into his flat made him happy. It was nice to feel love, to be loved, to be in love.

But when he said no, Izzy frowned, turning and looking to him as he didn’t understand. He thought he loved the place! He thought — oh. Well who’s the idiot now? He turned to him fully and held his face, leaning up to steal a soft and sweet kiss from his lips in their new little shop. It was going to take some time to renovate but it would be their little slice of heaven. He pulled back, embracing him and looking up at him. “ Ours. I’ll get in touch with the realtor and seller, then. We can all sit down and close on this place. “ He gave him a squeeze. “ You’re the best fiancé a man could ever ask for. “

“ No peeking! “ Izzy had blindfolded Stede, as soon as they got in the car. He didn’t want him to see where they were going, proud of his surprise he wanted to show him. He’d spent weeks talking to realtors, looking at different locales, and he thought he might’ve found the protect building for their combined bakery and bookshop. He hadn’t put any payments yet, because this was an investment for both of them, and a wonderful little wedding and engagement gift.

“ All right, we’re here. “ Izzy parked the car in the street and got out, and despite any fussing or hyper giggling, he got Stede out of the passengers seat and set him up right infront of the building. He wanted him to get a good glimpse of the outside. It was a nice little corner shop that was an amazing location downtown. It stretched on both sides of the corner, and though there were no books inside now, the name of the old place was still on the front. It had been a bookstore, but had gone out of business.

“ All right, stand here. Ready? “ He was practically giggling as he pulled off the blindfold, and stood before him with his arms open. “ TA DA!! “ Izzy waited for a reaction. “ Think I might’ve found us the perfect place for our store. “ Yes, our store, a bookshop and bakery.

Stede was both excited and, admittedly, turned on by the blindfold. Even though in this case it meant Izzy had some sort of surprise planned, they've used the blindfold for certain other activities in the bedroom. Or the kitchen. Or the living room. At first he thought perhaps they were going to engage in said activities in the car or somewhere semi-public, but Izzy made sure to tell him it was nothing naughty related. He was only slightly disappointed, because at least it meant there was still a surprise in store! But he would definitely ask for them to use this later because those thoughts already filled his mind.

But he refrained from saying anything out loud about it and sat in the passenger seat, utterly giddy. To the point where he could barely go a second being silent. "Are we almost there yet, Izzy?" "Are we close?" "What's the surprise?" "How far away are we?" "Is it a long drive?" "It feels like it's been hours!" It was a wonder Izzy hadn't kicked him out of the car yet, but finally they got there and he exited the car with Izzy's help, yet still managed to almost trip.

He let Izzy guide him and looked around like he could see, which he couldn't. Then the blindfold came off and Stede opened his eyes and gasped. "An empty store!" He very obviously pointed out, not sure what the surprise was, yet he was still excited about it. And then Izzy explained what the empty store was, or what it was intended to be and his eyes widened. He gasped again and his eyes welled with tears. "Oh, Izzy... I didn't know you found somewhere!" He beamed, his face lighting up. "It's perfect! I haven't even seen the inside, but I know it's perfect because you chose it!" And he trusted Izzy more than anyone.

He gave him a kiss on the lips, a long one. "Can we go inside?" @izzyeffinhands

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Izzy was ecstatic that Stede seemed to love the place just as much as he did if not more. He saw great things coming from this joint venture. Usually their customers shopped at both places, as they both offered deals and discounts at the other’s store, but now they’d have it all in one convenient spot. He laughed softly. “ I won’t be THAT far. You could even put the little coffee bar of yours downstairs. We could do specials, like get a free pastry when you buy a book and vice versa. “ He smiled. This would be lovely.

It only showed what kind of person Izzy was in being nervous about asking for money. He’d never once taken advantage of Stede for wealth. He’d never needed to, and he never wanted to do such a thing. Izzy was actually a bit modest about money. But as he took his hands in his and kissed them, he smiled warmly. “ And what’s mine is yours. I mean you knew that already. You were living at my flat within weeks. “ He snickered, but then moved to put an arm around his shoulders, gesturing to the whole place.

“ You’ll have this whole place to decorate, and you love doing window displays. Now you’ll have two.” He kissed the side of his head. “ This’ll be our place, Stede, if you want it. It’ll be perfect, because it’s with you. “

“ No peeking! “ Izzy had blindfolded Stede, as soon as they got in the car. He didn’t want him to see where they were going, proud of his surprise he wanted to show him. He’d spent weeks talking to realtors, looking at different locales, and he thought he might’ve found the protect building for their combined bakery and bookshop. He hadn’t put any payments yet, because this was an investment for both of them, and a wonderful little wedding and engagement gift.

“ All right, we’re here. “ Izzy parked the car in the street and got out, and despite any fussing or hyper giggling, he got Stede out of the passengers seat and set him up right infront of the building. He wanted him to get a good glimpse of the outside. It was a nice little corner shop that was an amazing location downtown. It stretched on both sides of the corner, and though there were no books inside now, the name of the old place was still on the front. It had been a bookstore, but had gone out of business.

“ All right, stand here. Ready? “ He was practically giggling as he pulled off the blindfold, and stood before him with his arms open. “ TA DA!! “ Izzy waited for a reaction. “ Think I might’ve found us the perfect place for our store. “ Yes, our store, a bookshop and bakery.

Stede was both excited and, admittedly, turned on by the blindfold. Even though in this case it meant Izzy had some sort of surprise planned, they've used the blindfold for certain other activities in the bedroom. Or the kitchen. Or the living room. At first he thought perhaps they were going to engage in said activities in the car or somewhere semi-public, but Izzy made sure to tell him it was nothing naughty related. He was only slightly disappointed, because at least it meant there was still a surprise in store! But he would definitely ask for them to use this later because those thoughts already filled his mind.

But he refrained from saying anything out loud about it and sat in the passenger seat, utterly giddy. To the point where he could barely go a second being silent. "Are we almost there yet, Izzy?" "Are we close?" "What's the surprise?" "How far away are we?" "Is it a long drive?" "It feels like it's been hours!" It was a wonder Izzy hadn't kicked him out of the car yet, but finally they got there and he exited the car with Izzy's help, yet still managed to almost trip.

He let Izzy guide him and looked around like he could see, which he couldn't. Then the blindfold came off and Stede opened his eyes and gasped. "An empty store!" He very obviously pointed out, not sure what the surprise was, yet he was still excited about it. And then Izzy explained what the empty store was, or what it was intended to be and his eyes widened. He gasped again and his eyes welled with tears. "Oh, Izzy... I didn't know you found somewhere!" He beamed, his face lighting up. "It's perfect! I haven't even seen the inside, but I know it's perfect because you chose it!" And he trusted Izzy more than anyone.

He gave him a kiss on the lips, a long one. "Can we go inside?" @izzyeffinhands

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Izzy just didn’t want him to get hurt or worse, swept overboard and lost in the storm. His lover was prone to happy accidents but in this storm it would lead to tragedy. He could be such a protective mother hen sometimes, but after everything Ed put them through, he couldn’t imagine his life without this funny little man.

The rain had started to pour, and Izzy saw the confidence in his eyes just then. Every parent had to let go, and every lover had to trust their spouse would do the right thing. Lightning flashed, and he steadied his worried gaze into an assured one, nodding firmly.

Still grasping into his shoulders, he walked, hobbled in the rain on his leg closer to the mast, and shouted over the breaking storm. He pointed to the main line, the rope attached to the mast. “ See that? Whatever you do, don’t lose a grip on the main line! If I say drop the sails, you give her slack. Raise? Tighten her up. You got it? “ He squeezed his shoulder firmly, jumping slightly when a very loud crack of thunder hit.

In the rain he suddenly reached forward and snatched onto his hip, crushing his lips to his in a quick but powerful kiss, obviously meant to be a good luck kiss and goodbye at the same time, just in case anything happened to them. “ Don’t lose the line. “ Said with every bit of vigor as I love you, as he made his way to the upper deck, to take the helm from Frenchie.

“ ALL RIGHT, BOYS! S’GONNA BE A BUMPY RIDE! “

"Uh, Israel, darling.." Stede calls, sounding half concerned, half curious. "I've a hypothetical question." He clears a throat. "Say there appeared to be a... storm brewing in the distance, in the direction we happen to be sailing, what, um," he rocks back and forth on his feet. "What is the best course of action?"

Stede was supposed to be on watch. Izzy had been in the cabin, giving his leg a bit of rest. He was trying to do better at taking care of himself, as Stede insisted that he do. After all this time, the crew had become more capable under Izzy’s stern, but guiding hand. Now this lot could hold their own in a ship battle, and Izzy was highly impressed and proud of that fact.

“ Hm? “ He was reading when he heard Stede’s voice call through the open door. Yet as he continued and spoke of a storm, his eyes went wide as saucers, the book tossed aside on the chair. He made his way out with that unicorn leg of his and met his husband, staring out toward the dark horizon. His eyes widened more. He took Stede’s scope to get a better look at it. Fuck.

“ BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES!! “ He quickly shouted, and the crew seemed to now take notice of the approaching storm. “ Fuuuck, it’s gonna be a rough one. “ He frowned, lowering the scope, passing it back to him. “ How long’ve we been sailing east? Bloody hell, we can’t avoid it. “ His voice oozed with worry, but he kept a steady face as not to frighten Stede. “ The boys need to secure the ship, put the tarp over the opening in the hold. “ Batten down the hatches, he at least explained just in case. “ We need plenty of rigging at the ready, Might have to bare pole this one. “

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[izzyeffinhands]

Izzy had built shelves to display his rubber duckies in the bathroom. Yes, he indeed used them too, unless they were super fancy and artistic as Stede had gotten him a few of those. But a new duckie required a new bath in his eyes. He’d gotten the water nice and hot, and now poured in the lavender bubble bath, smelling the air with a relaxed sigh.

He slightly jumped since the water roared over his footsteps and turned back to him, smiling. “ I’ll do you one better. “ Izzy crossed the room and stole his fresh cup of coffee, setting it down on the counter near the sink, instantly putting his hands on his waist, planting kisses to his lips, pulling him back toward the tub playfully, mumbling inbetween said kisses. “ Why don’t you join me instead? “ Kiss kiss.

-Places this on their bathroom sink table for him to find in the morning.-

Izzy let out a big yawn. It was his day off, he’d slept in a bit and thankfully Stede had let him. They often tried to correlate their schedules of when they wouldn’t be at their shops, though managing was a damn near full time position. Thankfully he had Roach as an assistant manager, and he was a wonderful baker and great team leader that Izzy could depend on.

He’d only just walked into the bathroom, wearing his checkered gray and black pajama bottoms as usual, when he saw the pink duck, when he smiled sweetly. It wasn’t just a rubber duckie, it was his favorite color! He was going to take a shower, but now he wanted a bath. He gave it a squeeze and it squeaked which only made him laugh brightly. He gave it another squeeze and went to the tub, turning on the water with a smile.

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[izzyeffinhands]

-Places this on their bathroom sink table for him to find in the morning.-

Izzy let out a big yawn. It was his day off, he’d slept in a bit and thankfully Stede had let him. They often tried to correlate their schedules of when they wouldn’t be at their shops, though managing was a damn near full time position. Thankfully he had Roach as an assistant manager, and he was a wonderful baker and great team leader that Izzy could depend on.

He’d only just walked into the bathroom, wearing his checkered gray and black pajama bottoms as usual, when he saw the pink duck, when he smiled sweetly. It wasn’t just a rubber duckie, it was his favorite color! He was going to take a shower, but now he wanted a bath. He gave it a squeeze and it squeaked which only made him laugh brightly. He gave it another squeeze and went to the tub, turning on the water with a smile.

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[izzyeffinhands]

GENERAL MEMES: Vampire/Immortal Themed 🩸🦇🌹

↳ Please feel free to tweak them.

Themes: violence, death, blood, murder, depression/negative thoughts

SYMBOLS: ↳ Use “↪”to reverse the characters where applicable!

🦇 - To catch my muse transforming into a bat 🌞 - To warn my muse about/see my muse in the sunlight. 🩸 - To witness my muse drinking blood from a bag. 🐇 - To witness To catch my muse drinking blood from an animal. 🧔🏽 - To witness To catch my muse drinking blood from a human. 🦌 - For our muses hunt together for the first time. 🏃🏿‍♀️ - To see my muse using super speed. 🏋🏼‍♂️ - To see my muse using their super strength. 🧛🏻‍♂️ - To confront my muse about being a vampire. 🌕 - For my muse to lament missing the sun. ⏰ - For my muse to tell yours about a story from their long, immortal life. 🤛🏽 - To offer my muse your wrist to drink from. 👩🏿 - For my muse to reminisce about a long lost love. 👩🏽‍🤝‍👩🏽 - For your muse to look exactly like my muse’s lost love. 👄 - For my muse to bite yours. 👀 - For my muse to glamour/compel yours. 🧄 - To try and sneakily feed my muse garlic to test if they’re a vampire. 🔗 - To try and apprehend my muse with silver chains. 🔪 - To try and attack my muse with a wooden stake. 👤 - To notice that my muse doesn’t have a reflection. 🌹 - For my muse to turn yours into a vampire. 🌚 - For my muse and yours to spend time together during the night. 🧛🏼‍♀️ - For my muse to tell yours about their maker/sire.

SENTENCES:

“I’ve been alive for a long time [ name ], I can handle myself.” “I’m over a thousand years old, you can’t stop me!” “Lots of windows in this place, not exactly the greatest place for a vampire.” “Do you really drink human blood? Don’t you feel guilty?” “Vampires are predators, [ name ] hunting is just part of our nature, you can’t change that.” “You just killed that person! You’re a monster!” “Tomorrow at dawn, you’ll meet the sun [ name ].” “Can you make me like you?” “Do you really want to live forever?” “You say you want to live forever, [ name ], but forever is a long time, longer than you can imagine.” “What was it like to live through [ historic event / time period ]?” “Did people really dress like that when you were young?” “What were you like when you were human?” “We’re vampires, [ name ], we have no soul to save, and I don’t care.” “How many people have you killed? You can tell me, I can handle it.” “Did you meet [ historic figure ]?” “Everyone dies in the end, what does it matter if I… speed it along.” “Every time we feed that person is someone’s mother, brother, sister, husband. You better start getting used to that if you want to survive this life.” “[ she is / he is / they are ] the strongest vampire anyone has heard of, no one knows how to stop them, and if you try you’re going to get yourselves killed.” “Vampire hunters are everywhere in this city, you need to watch your back.” “Humans will never understand the bond a vampire has with [ his / her / their ] maker, it’s a bond like no other.” “Here, have this ring, it will protect you from the sunlight.” “I get you’re an immortal creature of the night and all that, but do you have to be such a downer about it?” “In my [ centuries / decades / millennia ] of living, do you really think no one has tried to kill me before?” “Vampires aren’t weakened by garlic, that’s a myth.” “I used to be a lot worse than I was now, [ name ], I’ve had time to mellow, to become used to what I am. I’m ashamed of the monster I was.” “The worst part of living forever is watching everyone you love die, while you stay frozen, still, constant.” “I’ve lived so long I don’t feel anything any more.” “Are there more people like you? How many?” “Life has never been fair, [ name ], why would start being fair now you’re immortal?” “You want to be young forever? Knock yourself out, I just hope you understand what you’re giving up.” “You never told me who turned you into a vampire. Who were they? Why did they do it?” “I could spend an eternity with you and never get bored.” “Do you really sleep in coffins?” “There are worse things for a vampire than death, of that I can assure you [ name ].” “You need to feed, it’s been days. You can drink from me, I can tell you’re hungry.” “The process of becoming a vampire is risky, [ name ], you could die, and I don’t know if I could forgive myself for killing you.” “I’m a vampire, I can hold a grudge for a long time, so believe me when I say I will never forgive this. Never.” “You were human once! How can you have no empathy?” “You don't have to kill to be a vampire, but what would be the fun in that.” “You can spend your first years of immortality doing whatever you want to whoever you want, but when you come back to your senses, it’ll hit you harder than anything you’ve felt before.” “One day, [ name ], everything you’ve done is going to catch up to you, and you’re never going to forgive yourself.” “Stop kidding yourself, [ name ], you’re a vampire, a killer, a predator. You might as well embrace it now because you can’t keep this up forever.” “You can’t [ compel / glamour ] me, I have something to protect me.” “When you’ve lived as long as me, there’s not much more in life you can do.” “You want me to turn you? You don’t know what you’re asking me to do.” “You really have to stop hissing like that, it’s getting on my nerves.” “I’m going to drive this stake through your heart, [ name ], and I’m going to enjoy it.”

[izzyeffinhands]

✎ vampire inspired action prompts. feel free to reverse if necessary.

bloody: for your muse to find my muse covered in blood. 

feed: for my muse to offer up their neck/wrist for your muse to feed from. 

bloodlust: for my muse to attack your muse to drink from them. 

intimacy: in a heated moment, my muse bites your muse's neck. 

injured: your muse finds my muse injured after a vampire hunter finds them.

turned: my muse turns your muse into a vampire. 

sunlight: my muse accidentally steps into sunlight and your muse finds them. 

coffin: your muse and mine share a coffin together. 

reveal: your muse reveals to my muse that they are a vampire.  

caught: your muse catches my muse feeding from an animal or person.

realise: your muse realises my muse is a vampire.

beg: your muse begs my muse to turn them into a vampire.

hunted: my muse is a vampire and your muse is a vampire hunter who's after them.

entranced: my muse hypnotises your muse to forget they learned they are a vampire.

threaten: your muse threatens to stake / toss my muse into the sunlight.

bat: my muse gets stuck in their bat form and your muse has to babysit them (whether they know it's your muse or not.)

hurt: your vampire muse finds my human muse after they've been injured in some way and notices their blood.

dress up: your muse helps my muse get ready by doing their hair/makeup since they cannot see themselves in the mirror.

messy: your muse catches my muse cleaning up after a kill.

washing: your muse helps my muse wash the blood from their clothes after a messy kill.

confuse: my muse tells your muse their true age / details about the life they've lived purely to confuse them.

kiss: my muse's fangs accidentally cut your muse's lip while they're making out.

noticed: my muse notices your muse's fangs. 

prey: my muse is out hunting for blood and they come across your human muse.

[izzyeffinhands]

When the lightning flashed and thunder struck, Izzy stood still and strong, but out a comforting hand on his husband’s shoulder in an effort to calm him down and steady his nerves. He knew well that his energy often flowed through and affected Stede. Izzy was very concerned about this storm, but any outright fear he might’ve had he buried down for his sake and instead tried to give confidence.

“ She’s moving too fast love. Look how far it’s stretched on the horizon. “ He gestured at the storm clouds that seemed to cover a vast area. “ There’s nowhere for us to run. We can’t outrun her, and staying put will be worse. We’ve gotta sail through. “ Stede questioned about being safe, sounding worried and rightfully frightened about the crew, and for now those questions were tabled as they stared into each orher’s eyes. Stede’s searched for something, and of course Izzy gave it; his confidence, his love, his trust.

He watched the boys scatter. “ Rigging lads!! I want extra lines tied on! May ‘ave to bare pole this one, won’t know til we’re in it!! “ The co captain shouted another order, then looked full on at Stede, placing his hands firmly on his shoulders and looking deep into his eyes. “ It’s not a hurricane, but yes, it’s going to be rough. “

He squeezed his shoulders. “ I’ll need to take the helm if we’re to get through this. I want you on top deck with me, all right? I don’t want you going overboard in a storm. “ He said protectively, kissing his forehead. Stede was capable of a lot more than he ever had been, but in this approaching storm he didn’t want to risk it. The crew could manage it, but Stede he needed to pass down his orders over the roar of the rain. “ It’s gonna be fine, love. Haven’t lost a man yet to a gale and I don’t plan to start now. “

"Uh, Israel, darling.." Stede calls, sounding half concerned, half curious. "I've a hypothetical question." He clears a throat. "Say there appeared to be a... storm brewing in the distance, in the direction we happen to be sailing, what, um," he rocks back and forth on his feet. "What is the best course of action?"

Stede was supposed to be on watch. Izzy had been in the cabin, giving his leg a bit of rest. He was trying to do better at taking care of himself, as Stede insisted that he do. After all this time, the crew had become more capable under Izzy’s stern, but guiding hand. Now this lot could hold their own in a ship battle, and Izzy was highly impressed and proud of that fact.

“ Hm? “ He was reading when he heard Stede’s voice call through the open door. Yet as he continued and spoke of a storm, his eyes went wide as saucers, the book tossed aside on the chair. He made his way out with that unicorn leg of his and met his husband, staring out toward the dark horizon. His eyes widened more. He took Stede’s scope to get a better look at it. Fuck.

“ BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES!! “ He quickly shouted, and the crew seemed to now take notice of the approaching storm. “ Fuuuck, it’s gonna be a rough one. “ He frowned, lowering the scope, passing it back to him. “ How long’ve we been sailing east? Bloody hell, we can’t avoid it. “ His voice oozed with worry, but he kept a steady face as not to frighten Stede. “ The boys need to secure the ship, put the tarp over the opening in the hold. “ Batten down the hatches, he at least explained just in case. “ We need plenty of rigging at the ready, Might have to bare pole this one. “

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[izzyeffinhands]

"Uh, Israel, darling.." Stede calls, sounding half concerned, half curious. "I've a hypothetical question." He clears a throat. "Say there appeared to be a... storm brewing in the distance, in the direction we happen to be sailing, what, um," he rocks back and forth on his feet. "What is the best course of action?"

Stede was supposed to be on watch. Izzy had been in the cabin, giving his leg a bit of rest. He was trying to do better at taking care of himself, as Stede insisted that he do. After all this time, the crew had become more capable under Izzy’s stern, but guiding hand. Now this lot could hold their own in a ship battle, and Izzy was highly impressed and proud of that fact.

“ Hm? “ He was reading when he heard Stede’s voice call through the open door. Yet as he continued and spoke of a storm, his eyes went wide as saucers, the book tossed aside on the chair. He made his way out with that unicorn leg of his and met his husband, staring out toward the dark horizon. His eyes widened more. He took Stede’s scope to get a better look at it. Fuck.

“ BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES!! “ He quickly shouted, and the crew seemed to now take notice of the approaching storm. “ Fuuuck, it’s gonna be a rough one. “ He frowned, lowering the scope, passing it back to him. “ How long’ve we been sailing east? Bloody hell, we can’t avoid it. “ His voice oozed with worry, but he kept a steady face as not to frighten Stede. “ The boys need to secure the ship, put the tarp over the opening in the hold. “ Batten down the hatches, he at least explained just in case. “ We need plenty of rigging at the ready, Might have to bare pole this one. “

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