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ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to menacingly walk towards a hero with a fireball growing in my hand

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Since Hero!Jack Slash seems to be making a momentary resurgence around here this seems like a good time to pitch my favorite free-floating pathetic wet-rat situation in which to stick him (assuming his status as the inept leader of a band of z-list vigilantes rather than a protectorate-backed hero):

A sequence in which he gets abducted and trapped in a torture basement by a group of completely unpowered goons, before being forced to fight his way free with a series of increasingly-cumbersome blunt objects (chair leg, loose brick, can of expired soup, folding chair, overloaded cardboard box, rubber mallet) and every object of convenience he grabs is just a few inches closer to him than something he could much more easily use his power on

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Since Hero!Jack Slash seems to be making a momentary resurgence around here this seems like a good time to pitch my favorite free-floating pathetic wet-rat situation in which to stick him (assuming his status as the inept leader of a band of z-list vigilantes rather than a protectorate-backed hero):

A sequence in which he gets abducted and trapped in a torture basement by a group of completely unpowered goons, before being forced to fight his way free with a series of increasingly-cumbersome blunt objects (chair leg, loose brick, can of expired soup, folding chair, overloaded cardboard box, rubber mallet) and every object of convenience he grabs is just a few inches closer to him than something he could much more easily use his power on

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Ten minutes without it and I already miss the mpreg Simpsons/Worm crossover from my dream 😔 I can't believe I woke up right as they were inducing Homer's labor so they could weaponize the invincible giant egg he was gonna lay

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ok another old worm drawing i finished yippee yay

would any of you trust her to get your piercings done (the correct answer is yes 🥰)

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i think before everything happened they'd both look a little tired in their own way

when drawing the above image i heavily referenced the buffalo 66 movie poster. is there any correlation between the two? idk.

but i did want to draw krouse out of costume and noelle looking uhhh... better

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remember the chicago ward that Weaver casually outed as a d&d player ever ready to play d&d at all hours of the day

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💉takemyfaceanddesecrate1989

so i was at BonesawCon (san diego, if you're wondering) and got to meet up with a bunch of Rileyheads that i was mutuals with! we shared pics of the surgeried human pets in our basements and everything it was really nice. one thing that did kind of suck tho was that i was really excited to see DontStopCrying's panel bcs she's like. THE bonesawposter everyone loves. but when i got to it the organizers said she had cancelled last minute and i checked her tumblr and she put out a post saying she was sorry she couldnt come but her uncle needed some urgent help with stuff. hope shes going alright maybe she'll be there next year?

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Faultline! Yippee!

buncha old worm doodles.. i stopped at like 19.2 but ill get back into it at uhhhh some point

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green eyes and blake sketchy. because mermay...

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The risque styles of dress had been a reaction or signal of support to the Crown around the time the infighting between Crown and Church had started.

i lovethe world twig paints where the english monarchy hates christianity and loves atheism and sex

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A.M.

Bonus concept sketches below

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Skitter Vs. The Black Knight. AKA. A different sort of Slaughterhouse Nine arc

Rather than the carnage of the Nine, he's slow and methodical. Equally as frustrating to go up against, but in a different way. Gist is he gets called in post-Echidna (He was dealing with some different bullshit at the time), as Tagg is tired of the Undersiders reign. No one likes him, because him showing up means Everyone Has Fucked Up, enough to the point the PRT things "seven dead in miama, twenty missing limbs" is worth the PR cost.

It's still Jack Slash: you're never winning with him. Anyway read a snip i made :]

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i think the lambs should be a magical girl team but i cant draw rn

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“Right, rugrats!  If you stand up to pee, get yourselves into the bath, pronto!” “I can pee standing up!” Mai said.  “A girl at school showed me how.” “Then… if you think action figures are better than dolls!” “I think army men are better than dolls!” Mai said. “Then let’s go with those who’d rather be a baseball player than a princess!” “I-”  Mai stopped short, shrieking as Forrest swept her up in his arms. “I get the point,” he said.  “As penance, I’m letting you ride on my shoulders.” Mai squealed in glee. “With a blindfold, in case the menfolk are bashful.  Move along, tykes.”

—Interlude 22

Mai should've gotten to hang out with Aisha and the Heartbroken, I feel like they'd get along

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Sabah is not built for winter in Maine

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“I spent months,” I said, my voice hollow.  “Reading the books, studying how he described me, comparing how he wrote about me to how he wrote about the other Lambs.  I’ve agonized over it.” “Good,” Jamie said. The word was like a solid punch to the ribs.

SHES SO AWESOME