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Guys, Netflix is going to make a modern day adaptation of Dorian Gray and they're making Basil and Dorian brothers

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oh so now the ancient sumerian is gonna preach to us

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old gods are waking

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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

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spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free

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I think he's supposed to look like this, but it's fine if he isn't. sometimes I try to get him to do crimes but he's too sleepy for it. he threw up on my head once.

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Igor Shpilenok

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My dad is such a dungeon meshihead now it's epic

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“Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.”

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i want ten million trinkets but i also want my death to not be a burden for those I leave behind

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Ya know what’s kinda cool about Dr.Doofenschmirtz? NONE of his tragic backstories had ANYTHING to do with his ex-wife Charlene.

Because let’s get real here, Heinz had it out for a LOT of people who screwed him over, from Hot Dog salesmen, to baking soda volcanoes, yet in NO episode in the series did he ever say ANYTHING negative or acrimonious about his ex-wife. Never tried to screw her over, never battled her for more custody of Vanessa, he respected her dearly and never saw her as an antagonist, just someone he grew apart from emotionally. GRANTED he still bled her dry with alimony checks, but hey she’s loaded and she didn’t seem to mind.

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My anthro professor has three forbidden words for his essays: problematic, interesting, and large. Point being they’re all filler words, he wants you to just skip straight to why it’s interesting or why it’s problematic. But anyway, any time I disagree with him in class I say to him “mm, interesting, but largely problematic.”

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getting silly again

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Deadlifted 405. 3 reps 8 sets.

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while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are