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•Gets PJ Heywood back to voice him for the first time in 6 years

•British Springtrap is officially here to stay

•Arguably the best Springtrap model ever along with an actual accurate mangled corpse inside the suit

•Absolutely DRIPPING with obnoxious theatre kid energy “I’m the fun one! :D” I’m crying why is he so silly with it 😭

•Like damn I get why the kids willingly followed him now, he’s oddly whimsical which makes his sadism more disturbing to me

•That tidbit about Gabriel :(

•Mocks the Pizzeria Simulator monologue by basically saying “oh yeah the devil loves my work actually Henry + L + ratio + you fell off lmao”

•Confirmation that if Scott had access to voice actors back in 2015 William Afton would’ve talked an unbelievable amount of shit

•Carries a makeshift springlock failure simulator around with him because it’s William Afton he’s always making some crazy shit

•A Fnaf World reference in big 2025

•The Mimic casually hanging out of one of the vents

•Matthew Lillard’s going to be voicing an alternate skin

•Toxic Springtrap gets the glow up of the century

•His music sounding like a mechanical, bastardised version of the Fnaf movie theme

Yeah I think it’s safe to say that WE ARE SO BACK 🗣️🔥

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Chat, I am fucking tweaking right now. He looks incredible.

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my neurodirvegent ass trying to smile for the picture:

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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

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Clean-O-Vac is my new favorite FNAF character <3

He's just a baby🥹💜

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The Princess Bride is such a peak movie actually

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you ever just realize that nobody in your family genuinely cares about what you like or what you have to say? well don't, 0/10 wouldn't recommend not very live laugh love

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the eternal joy of being friends with fictionfolk from sources you know absolutely nothing about

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i just realized something. foxy cant be michael's fuckass fursona like I headcannoned because of this one art I saw. sotm messes with that I deal. time to go scream and cry in the floor now 🤠

(edit) here's the art I'm talking about

insta: https://www.instagram.com/_seraph11m/p/CZ1s6_oPzAW/?img_index=3

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IT DOESNT DO THAT FOR ME WHAT????

JUST FOUND OUT GOOGLE NO LONGER ASKS TO CHANGE "war in ba sing se" TO "there is no war in ba sing se" BECAUSE THE FUCKING AI OVERVIEW IS IN THE WAY IM GONNA GO CRY NOW

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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woah guys look they released mcr5

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a good sailor will always return to the sea

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Reading my own fanfiction is basically just a rollercoaster of emotional whiplash.

20% of the time: “Hold on. I wrote this? This is fire. This is emotionally devastating in the best way. This scene is dripping with tension. I’m a literary perfectionist. Someone give me a book deal.”

80% of the time: “Straight to jail. Immediate prison. Why is everyone’s breath hitching?. I used the word ‘gaze’ three times in one paragraph like I was possessed. Did I think 'his eyes darkened' was profound? Why is everyone clenching their jaws? Why is someone whispering 'their name like a prayer' again?? No one talks like this. What is this dialogue. Why are there so many weird metaphors and em-dashes…”