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please lets do this it would be so fucking funny

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blahhh

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i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies

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CYOA in regards to whats happening in this one

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If you were a real pervert you wouldn't be getting off to elves buddy. You'd be coming up with a novel fantasy race, unrelated to the tolkien canon, carefully conceptualized to fulfill your outlandish and socially unacceptable fetishes - but that's your problem pal, let's talk about something else.

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im in a spamton era against my will

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shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

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0.2 seconds later the chair breaks

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the fact that literally all SCP games out there are just generic survival horror projects and that there's like basically nothing that actually utilizes the absolutely fuckhuge and extremely richly detailed (completely free to use in whatever way you want) world to tell an actually compelling story or even just do like literally any setting that isn't inside one of the facilities is genuinely such a tragedy. Give me a plot set amongst the rural Sarkics of like early 20th century Russia. Do a mystery/detective-style game set inside the academies of three Portlands. VA-11-HALL-A but you're a librarian inside the wanderer's library. UIU strategy game where you constantly encounter fucked up shit and have to use your very limited knowledge about the world you're in and even more limited funds to try and decide what incidents are worth investigating and how you deal with them like I am literally on my hands and knees begging. There's so so so much potential in this world that's just going completely unexplored when it comes to games pleeeease just do something other than escape from site 19 #1547786544 I'm actually starving here.

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i like this brush

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teehee

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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

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if you were hoping dungeon meshi was going to be a chill found family cooking romp and were disappointed that it wasn't, THIS is the show you were looking for!

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blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

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white people when there's dinner at the function

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Guy who is ostensibly a furry artist but seemingly unable to make a fusobacterium. This is what autocorrect suggested instead of fursona so that's what this post is about now.