jack-in-the-box-slenderman

[jack-in-the-box-slenderman]

... The signals stopped.

Finally.

[jack-in-the-box-slenderman]

I remember my first lobotomy. *reminiscent sigh* It did not take :D

... The signals stopped.

Finally.

[jack-in-the-box-slenderman]

Fantastic! What was it?

... The signals stopped.

Finally.

[jack-in-the-box-slenderman]

That sounds wonderfully ominous!

... The signals stopped.

Finally.

[jack-in-the-box-slenderman]

Fabulous.

[jack-in-the-box-slenderman]

Coke!!

Coke!!

*she throws coke into the sand*

sooooooooooo....

*slaps you with magic to make you a sea creature and tps you to da agua*

-M!anon

Why Hello- oh…

This Is Actually Quite Nice… Swish Swish

Uhhh Coke? Brother…

@coke-slenderman

[jack-in-the-box-slenderman]

*turns pink again*

Oh Um… Yes i think that would be really nice…

sooooooooooo....

*slaps you with magic to make you a sea creature and tps you to da agua*

-M!anon

Why Hello- oh…

This Is Actually Quite Nice… Swish Swish

Uhhh Coke? Brother…

@coke-slenderman

[jack-in-the-box-slenderman]

…

…

Heheheh!

*Jack giggles and picks up Coke Again*

Oh how good it is to see that some things have not changed. I do believe that that may be a skill only you possess.

sooooooooooo....

*slaps you with magic to make you a sea creature and tps you to da agua*

-M!anon

Why Hello- oh…

This Is Actually Quite Nice… Swish Swish

Uhhh Coke? Brother…

@coke-slenderman

[jack-in-the-box-slenderman]

I know i did.

*picks up coke and puts it right side up*

And i didn’t mean to! i just, i got trapped and i couldn’t find my way out until just a few weeks ago and i tried to find you or a place for me to stay but this forest is so big and some slender are really mean looking and-

*she rambles*

sooooooooooo....

*slaps you with magic to make you a sea creature and tps you to da agua*

-M!anon

Why Hello- oh…

This Is Actually Quite Nice… Swish Swish

Uhhh Coke? Brother…

@coke-slenderman

[jack-in-the-box-slenderman]

*turns a lighter shade of pink and covers her eyes slightly with her tentacles*

U-Yes is certainly has… how has time been treating you two?

sooooooooooo....

*slaps you with magic to make you a sea creature and tps you to da agua*

-M!anon

Why Hello- oh…

This Is Actually Quite Nice… Swish Swish

Uhhh Coke? Brother…

@coke-slenderman

[jack-in-the-box-slenderman]

*falls into the water unceremoniously*

Goodness, all these arms are a real pickle to get used to…

Hello over there are you also- o-oh um Hello Boys.

sooooooooooo....

*slaps you with magic to make you a sea creature and tps you to da agua*

-M!anon

Why Hello- oh…

This Is Actually Quite Nice… Swish Swish

Uhhh Coke? Brother…

@coke-slenderman

[jack-in-the-box-slenderman]

Hello ma'am!

*disney opening poofs you into a water animal*

apologes

*tps you to the others*

-M!anon

Why Hello!

Oh my, this does make things a little difficult, doesn’t it.

[jack-in-the-box-slenderman]

Hmm. Okay, if that’s truly your wish.

Though my Box is always open.

i'm leaving a trail of blood everywhere..

[jack-in-the-box-slenderman]

Are you sure? I specialize in medicine of all species, it is my pleasure.

*she tilts her head*

i'm leaving a trail of blood everywhere..

[jack-in-the-box-slenderman]

Do you need help?

Or is this someone else’s?

i'm leaving a trail of blood everywhere..

[jack-in-the-box-slenderman]

Delicious.

estrogen

[jack-in-the-box-slenderman]

Yippie!

MERRY F@#%ING CHRISTMAS!!!!!