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Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy. Tear in eye, your dress will tear. So shall I! Oh hear my prayer. Just compare heart, beard, and heard, Dies and diet, lord and word, Sword and sward, retain and Britain. (Mind the latter, how it’s written.) Now I surely will not plague you With such words as plaque and ague. But be careful how you speak: Say break and steak, but bleak and streak; Cloven, oven, how and low, Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe. Hear me say, devoid of trickery, Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore, Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles, Exiles, similes, and reviles; Scholar, vicar, and cigar, Solar, mica, war and far; One, anemone, Balmoral, Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel; Gertrude, German, wind and mind, Scene, Melpomene, mankind. Billet does not rhyme with ballet, Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet. Blood and flood are not like food, Nor is mould like should and would. Viscous, viscount, load and broad, Toward, to forward, to reward. And your pronunciation’s OK When you correctly say croquet, Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve, Friend and fiend, alive and live. Ivy, privy, famous; clamour And enamour rhyme with hammer. River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb, Doll and roll and some and home. Stranger does not rhyme with anger, Neither does devour with clangour. Souls but foul, haunt but aunt, Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant, Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger, And then singer, ginger, linger, Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge, Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age. Query does not rhyme with very, Nor does fury sound like bury. Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth. Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath. Though the differences seem little, We say actual but victual. Refer does not rhyme with deafer. Fe0ffer does, and zephyr, heifer. Mint, pint, senate and sedate; Dull, bull, and George ate late. Scenic, Arabic, Pacific, Science, conscience, scientific. Liberty, library, heave and heaven, Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven. We say hallowed, but allowed, People, leopard, towed, but vowed. Mark the differences, moreover, Between mover, cover, clover; Leeches, breeches, wise, precise, Chalice, but police and lice; Camel, constable, unstable, Principle, disciple, label. Petal, panel, and canal, Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal. Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair, Senator, spectator, mayor. Tour, but our and succour, four. Gas, alas, and Arkansas. Sea, idea, Korea, area, Psalm, Maria, but malaria. Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean. Doctrine, turpentine, marine. Compare alien with Italian, Dandelion and battalion. Sally with ally, yea, ye, Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key. Say aver, but ever, fever, Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver. Heron, granary, canary. Crevice and device and aerie. Face, but preface, not efface. Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass. Large, but target, gin, give, verging, Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging. Ear, but earn and wear and tear Do not rhyme with here but ere. Seven is right, but so is even, Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen, Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk, Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work. Pronunciation (think of Psyche!) Is a paling stout and spikey? Won’t it make you lose your wits, Writing groats and saying grits? It’s a dark abyss or tunnel: Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale, Islington and Isle of Wight, Housewife, verdict and indict. Finally, which rhymes with enough, Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough? Hiccough has the sound of cup. My advice is to give up!!!

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Koe no Katachi

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please don’t mess with me, i’m way too fucked up mentally.

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Humans are weird: Movies

Alien: Would you like to watch this movie with me on TV? Human: What’s it called. Alien: Oldboy Human: *Dives for remote to change the channel to protect innocent alien friend* ———————————————————————————————————-  Alien: I thought police were meant to diffuse conflict situations. Human: They are, but that guy was a rapist so it’s okay to shoot them in the dick. ———————————————————————————————————– Alien: This idea of a theme park for genetically recreated animals sounds like a wonderful idea. Human: There’s about five movies that says otherwise. ———————————————————————————————————- Alien: I do not understand why you would be afraid of a toy that came to life. Human: It’s all fun and games until the toy pulls a knife and tries to stab you with it.  Alien: Could you not just, what’s the word, “punt” the toy once it got close? Human: Thinking about it, you probably could.  ———————————————————————————————————- Alien: Run the plot by me one more time please.  Human: It’s a tornado. Human: That’s full of sharks. Alien: This is why the universe doesn’t take you seriously.  ———————————————————————————————————- Alien: And this one? Human: The creature is part shark, and part octopus.  Alien: Why are you like this? ———————————————————————————————————- Alien: Another one!? Human: This one is about a ghost shark.  Alien: What is your obsession with sharks!?!? ———————————————————————————————————- Alien: I swear to the gods if this one is another shark movie.  Human: Don’t worry, this one is about a human that gets turned into a monster.  Alien: That sounds interes- Alien: *Watches the scene* Alien: He’s getting turned into a gods damn shark!  Human: It’s a half man half hammerhead, it’s different.  ———————————————————————————————————- Alien: What chance do these soldiers have against the wolf men? Human: Well, they’re all from the UK so they could probably kill them with the amount of different swears they can throw out.  Alien: And that works? Human: Some people just get too scared to respond and leave so maybe?  ———————————————————————————————————- Alien: So you built a city over an area that could potentially develop a volcano? Human: Yup. Alien: WHY?!?!  Human: In our defense we didn’t know it would appear in Macarthur Park, we were hoping it would’ve just been Orange County. ———————————————————————————————————- Alien: So he killed all those people because they stole his car? Human: No. Alien: No? Human: He killed them because they killed his dog.  ———————————————————————————————————- Alien: So it is a dream, within a dream, within a dream? That makes no sense. Human: Look, don’t over think it. Just look at the cool buildings flipping around. ———————————————————————————————————- Alien: So your country turned an entire island into a prison and then sealed it off? Human: Pretty smart right? Alien: Then why would you have your president fly over it if there was even the slimmest chance they could crash and be stuck in it? Human: I said the idea was smart, not the president.  ———————————————————————————————————- Alien: I do not like this human. Alien: He goes into situations guns first even when fighting a sand monster. Human: You shut your mouth! Brendan Fraser is a national treasure! ———————————————————————————————————- Alien: Do you want to watch “The Thing” with me? I’ve yet to see it. Human: That depends. Alien: On what? Human: If you’ve had lunch yet or not because I’d rather not be in the splash zone. 

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The amazing concept art of Anastasia (1997)

Artbook: The Art of Anastasia: A Twentieth Century Fox Presentation

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#mewhenanyminorinconveniencehappens

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I LOVE AUBREY PLAZA

like oh my god she is such a good example of a successful badass and I vow to have that same energy. She. Is. ICONIC.

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starting has been very difficult

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Awesome underated comedy/slice of life to whatch

I have to say it I wasn’t that much fan of comedy as a genre since I love tragedy and sad anime mores but once in a while we all need a good anime to make us laugh loudly:D. I became a fan of the genre after watching gintama I guess but I wanted to share some others anime that made me literally cry for the too much laugh.

1.

Tanaka-kun wa Itsumo Kedaruge

I literally fell in love with the anime. The comedy is great, the characters are awesome and special in their own way. And oh tanaka, his seiyuu (ono kensho) was awesome as always, no need to say he is one of my most favorites ever lol.

Synopsis

For high school student Tanaka, the act of being listless is a way of life. Known for his inattentiveness and ability to fall asleep anywhere, Tanaka prays that each day will be as uneventful as the last, seeking to preserve his lazy lifestyle however he can by avoiding situations that require him to exert himself. Along with his dependable friend Oota who helps him with tasks he is unable to accomplish, the lethargic teenager constantly deals with events that prevent him from experiencing the quiet and peaceful days he longs for.

[Written by MAL Rewrite]

Whatch it if you’re searching for:

 Great comedy

Fluffy dramma with some hints of romace

Lovely soundtrack

The art is so cute and on point

The gags are hilarious and quite original

Watch it for the amazing brotp

You only need tanaka as a reason tho , he is the real Mvp, I’m quite fond of him

2.

Hoozuki no Reitetsu

Meet hoozuki one of the most badass characters I’ve seen in anime. This was such  a fresh breath of air. I mean, how often do you see the king of hell being treated like a little punk Lmao. And they announced it will have a second season yay

Synopsis

Hell is a bureaucracy, and business is running smoother than ever thanks to the demonic efficiency of Hoozuki, chief deputy to Lord Enma, the King of Hell. Whether offering counsel to the Momotarou of Japanese folklore or receiving diplomatic missions from the Judeo-Christian Hell, the demon who runs the show from behind the king’s imposing shadow is ready to beat down any challenges coming his way into a bloody pulp. Metaphorically, of course… The poster boy for micromanagement and armed with negotiation skills worthy of Wall Street, Hoozuki no Reitetsu follows the sadistic and level-headed Hoozuki as he spends his days troubleshooting hell. With an abundance of familiar faces from popular Japanese legends and East Asian mythology working middle management positions, this referential and anachronistic dark comedy brings new meaning to the phrase “employer liability.” Just how hard could it be to manage employees from hell, anyway? [Written by MAL Rewrite]

For the fans of tonari no kaibutsu kun, they also made an apparence in hoozuki

Watch it if you’re searching for:

Badass yet not overpowered as fuck characters

For the great comedy

Watch it if you’re interested in the japanese folklore

The lovely and refreshing artstyle

Watch it for those two Lmao, You will laugh until your stomach hurts, I garantee that

3.

Gugure! Kokkuri-san

Thi anime is such a gem and yet noone seem to know it bruh. The characters were all crazy and yet tender. The comedy is great and I love how they want to break most of the tropes in comedy anime Lmao

Synopsis

Kohina Ichimatsu, the self-proclaimed doll, called out the fox ghost Kokkuri-san with a suspicious incantation! But it was a story of the past where Kokkuri-san was able to answer any question you had. Nowadays, it relies on a certain search engine, but is actually bad at anything digital. He was going to possess Kohina, but got worried about her living all alone and devotes himself to do chores as if he was her mother. On top of that, the dog ghost Inugami who is infatuated with Kohina and the old good-for-nothing supernatural raccoon dog Shigaraki decide to root themselves with her as well!

(Source: Crunchyroll)

Watch it if you’re searching for:

Hilarious comedy

The lovely character devolpment of the main protagonist

The fluffy yet adorable bonds that  the anime manages to create

Attractive spirit struggling with a mid-life crisis due to him fearing for his relevance in the the modern world Lol

4.

Saiki Kusuo no Ψ-nan (TV)

The only anime that managed to make me laugh this much was gintama. This is literally a masterpiece Lmao since it never fails to make you laugh

Synopsis

To the average person, psychic abilities might seem a blessing; for Kusuo Saiki, however, this couldn’t be further from the truth. Gifted with a wide assortment of supernatural abilities ranging from telepathy to x-ray vision, he finds this so-called blessing to be nothing but a curse. As all the inconveniences his powers cause constantly pile up, all Kusuo aims for is an ordinary, hassle-free life—a life where ignorance is bliss.

Unfortunately, the life of a psychic is far from quiet. Though Kusuo tries to stay out of the spotlight by keeping his powers a secret from his classmates, he ends up inadvertently attracting the attention of many odd characters, such as the empty-headed Riki Nendou and the delusional Shun Kaidou. Forced to deal with the craziness of the people around him, Kusuo comes to learn that the ordinary life he has been striving for is a lot more difficult to achieve than expected.

[Written by MAL Rewrite]

Watch it if you’re searching for:

4th wall, what was it again?

Similiar comedy to gintama, you will love them both

Aparody of the genre itself

An amazing protagonist  whose sasiness is his fashion Lamo

Just go and watch this hidden gem now, you will underastand immediatly why it is so good.

English isn’t my first language so I hope you will make it through the grammatical mistakes

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An abandoned potato sorting station near Krasnosilka, Ukraine with a unusual, cantilevered design. The concrete block at the end forms the counterweight of the structure, creating the impression it floats over the fields.

Photographer unknown.