Greetings INFJ. Bipolar. Bisexual. I write fanfiction and short stories while studying to become a teacher of English and religion. This blog is for inspiration and funzies. Enjoy your stay! (NOTE: Selfcare is dipping your contacts in coffee and entering a staringcontest with god /hekasblawg)
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I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements
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Society is all about inclusion at the moment, yet not a single effort has been made to fit people who are not morning people.
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I was so confused for a second
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things put in bottles at patreon request a while back!
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i know so many of us have been trained since a young age to be so accommodating as to fear ever expressing an opinion, but as we get older we need to understand that being “accommodating” to the point of total indecisiveness is a very uncomfortable way to go through life, for you AND those around you. it’s ok to have an opinion on something. it’s ok to make a decision. your friends won’t hate you if you’re the one to end the “where do you want to eat” “oh anywhere is fine with me” discussion by suggesting a restaurant. you’re not high maintenance if you say, “noon is more convenient for me” when someone asks you what time you want to hang out. make decisions, have opinions, be part of the planning process, understand that you’re not being inconvenient, you’re just contributing.
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Imagine if there were dark souls messages in real life, like you go to use a public restroom and there’s a glowing message on the ground that says, “Sloppy, but hole”
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Man found the stoplight cameras were activated during yellow lights and decided to cut the wires of it.
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The lady was a zoo keeper for this(pallas) cat when she was a baby. That’s why she recognized her face.
full video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j51MCpL4vk
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You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.
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