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hey guys did you know that uhhhhhh rodimus loves drift so fucking much

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Sketchbook dump ✨

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Ratchlock/dratchet little family

And small Saber and flight ☝️

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Silly Locket doodle based on this

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Do the Autobots, Decepticons, and let's not forget the Terrans know about Bee and Swindle relationship and their sparklings? If so, what was their reaction?

oh man, okay this will be a long one. since it's not just Swindle in the relationship, but also breakdown who also go him sparked. (who said you can't have two sires lmao)

So the relationship was a somewhat secret fling trine between the three. We are basically making season 2 run a bit differently in our plot here (as people usually do for this fandom i found out. XD) it did get a bit too intimate one night for them of course and got Bee sparked with out realizing it as they thought they were infertile.

So Bee told Breakdown first when he found out about being sparked. Breaks did not take it well and said Bee was lying, leaving him and going completely no contact. So Bee ended up not telling Swindle, in the fears that he would just do the same as Breakdown and so went no contact with Swindle in the fears of being hurt twice the same way, but he couldn't just not tell anyone. So Arcee got to know next when he was in distress and isolating himself, She of course was Pissed at what BD pulled, but happy for bee having kiddos, doesn't even care that it's from decepticons. Btw we are working off a plot where season 2 and 3 went a bit differently and the green dome did happen still

So the dome happens, Prowl's ship crashes and the cons trapped inside of course go to it as they realize it's their escape and so on. Arcee demands to go on this mission to help the ship, but really she has her personal agenda of needing to beat the shit out of Breakdown. Of course doesn't tell OP about that part up until she confronts Breaks. Swindle overhears her and is of course confused and demands answers from Breakdown, who just blurts out in a none serious manner that bee is sparked, but that "Bee is absolutely lying, like there is no way that's possible." Swindle of all bots even knows Bee is a terrible liar and is livid to hear this, since it explains why Bee went silent on him and he couldn't find him. Several other bots overhear this of course and are shocked to say the least. This is happening in the middle of trying to restart the ship of course. So as they make a run for the ship, most of the cons make it on there and Breaks demands Swindle go with as he sees Swindle didn't even move from his spot after very much decking BD in the face hard with arcee Hardtop also stays because Swin's his brother and would rather stay with him than on the ship with Breakdown. When the cons overheard the arguing with Breaks and Swindle, they were mad at Breakdown of course, because even they know you don't just up an abandon your sparkling like that! so yeah, the autobots also find out through Arcee after that when OP and Megs demands what happened and she explains the whole deal after the dust had settled. both OP and Megs are shocked to say the least. OP excited to hear about the sparklings, Megs surprised it happened at all and with Swindle and BD of all bots. Elita of course just as surprised as Megs, wheeljack probably figured it out when Bee had to take a physical and was the one to tell him, but at least kept it secret per Bee's request at the time. Prowl is very much not happy about this Maltos of course mixes of excitement, shock and of course Thrash being just as mad as Prowl. Alright, think that was everything? at least everything we got for this plot figured out. Maybe we will do a fic about this at some point lol.

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Prowl did not take the news well.

@marshmeowlow and I headcanon Prowl has personal beef with Swindle cuz he kept arresting him for petty crimes before the war.

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Literally cannot emphasize enough that my #1 writing advice is to stop being afraid. Stop being afraid of sounding too cringe, or too stupid, or too horrifying, or too horny, or too weird, or too much, or too little, or too you. You need to put your entire pussy into your art. Sure, it won't be to everyone's tastes, but if you keep yourself to the blandest tamest safest roads possible you will be of no one's tastes, not even yours.

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dust in the windddd

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It seems like the older I get, the more irrationally angry casual censorship makes me. And it isn't just the "unalive" "grape" alleged filter-dodging vernacular, but the way normal words will be peppered with asterisks, or screenshots will have words like "gay" "hell" "fuck" etc either partially or entirely blurred. Who is this helping? What is the purpose of it, except to reinforce shame and elevate a flimsy perception of purity and safety, however those things manifest. It's so tiresome and I'm sick of it.

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The videos referenced are the video essay about Blade Runner 2049 by @ladyknightthebrave and an interview between Adam Savage and Matt Parker about his book "Humble Pi: When Math Goes Wrong in the Real World"

go give them a watch they're super cool!

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listen. if u like/reblog my posts fairly frequently, u better believe that i have noticed ok. even if we don’t ever talk. if we aren’t even mutuals! doesn’t matter. i see you. i see your URL pop up in my notifications every so often. and when it does? oh, when it does……… i’m like “oh hey there’s my buddy! gee i sure missed u pal!” and i get real happy for a minute ok. sorry, i don’t make the rules.

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Listening to a podcast

"Let's take a word from our sponsor."

*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"

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*Go back 15 seconds*

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oh…….i had a dream that a religious cult had taken over the city and was hunting me, but I had a little dog I found in the trash named BATHMAT and he looked like a USED MOP and I miss him so much. I want to go back to sleep

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Prowl chunky

fan continuity reboot upon yee

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I’ll make more of these but please be respectful and know it’s not good manners to ask a stranger on the internet their medical history.

Also I reached 2k so please check out that post to help choose the event we should have. ALSO I CAN ACTUALLY DRAW PLEASE GO CHECK MY OTHER WORK 😭

Part1 Part 2 Part 4 Part 5

(Check back on my page for more parts soon :3)

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(Part 1? lol)This got more ridiculous than I intended but here we are, a little rujinu aquarium date shenanigan inspired by @galaxyspeaking ‘s great aquarium date concept! I have a part 2 sketched out that’s more romantic and sappy but we’ll see if and when I get to it 🐠

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Whirl in da farm