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"oh, you act so romantic with your friends-" SHUT UP! I CAN ACT ALL MUSHY AND SWEET WITH MY FRIENDS, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT!? COWARD! YOU DON'T SHOWER YOUR FRIENDS IN AFFECTION AND LOVE!? YOU'RE WEAK! WEAK AND PATHETIC!

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also in this verse denathrius wakes up to an empty bed and is just "🙄 my jewels off having another moral crisis bc apparently letting all ur ppl die for a greater purpose + lying to my darling baby about that fact is Actually Really Shitty or something"

meanwhile jackal is in the middle of the woods standing Very Still trying to figure out how to not fall on their face bc walking with a tail And wings is harder than it looks

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actually google search does sabellian my love sabellian like. Know about denathrius. and his whole Deal

bc im just imagining Isekai now turned dracthyr jackal Realizing they're being flirted with and going "i have a dude but if he's chill and ur chill i mean. i got two hands," "oh cool who's ur partner?" "...........sire denathrius" "FUCKING-"

"-WHOMST?"

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trying to work on some abandoned art wips and i still love this one

trying to explain to this dude you just met that you did Not look like a backwards Siamese cat in lizard form two days ago,

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ngl im just waiting now to find lil fuckers nest if he's still in here somewhere and we're Both gonna scare the shit outta each other,

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cleaning upd8 i kept wondering Why i was having such bad asthma/allergy issues and turns out i had/have a mouse/mice in here,

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taking a room cleaning break to immediately be SWARMED by my children who think that bc ive left it's food time and it is Not tm

anyways staring at them reminded me i always think of the fact they did a study that i don't remember All the details on. but basically parts of ur brain + animals brains light up in specific ways when seeing something that you like but it's different from you?

dogs do that when seeing humans and humans do that when seeing dogs

cats don't do that. cats rlly do look at you and go "damn. you high-key suck ass at being a cat :// luckily im here for you so"

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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

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also not to be morbid but the Amount of blades ive found in my room while cleaning? wild. where did i have the money for this. why did they end up in the weirdest places possible,

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the annoying thing also is momther Wants to help me clean my room but i have past trauma from Travis going thru my shit constantly and Having Shit To Say (read; yell about) so im like. a frightened prey animal. do not enter my space i Will start biting

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cleaning my room like is tonight the night it gets fully clean? no. am i inch worming? yes. am i bitching loudly the entire time? also yes

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if you're okay with others selfshipping with your ocs...

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shout out to aro/ace monsterfuckers

i see you, i love you, i am you

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in a stunning move that will shock everyone; jackal has once again forgotten. that the disabilities. are disabling, more at 11

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Big fan of sun motifs in characters not necessarily being about positivity and happiness and how they're so " bright and warm" but instead being about fucking brutal they are.

Radiant. A FORCE of nature that will turn you to ash. That warmth that burns so hot it feels like ice. Piercing yellow and red and white. A character being a Sun because you cannot challenge a Sun without burning alive or taking everything down with them if victorious.

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Listen. Beloveds. I say this gently. But you have got to stop using the "oh yeah? you think it's fine to ship this? trying telling your family members and coworkers about your ship and see how they react 😤" argument in your shipping discourse.

You do realise that to most normies who have never been in fandom, all shipping is deranged behaviour, right? You know this, right?? You do know that even if your ship is the most wholesome and unproblematic thing possible, if you go up to your Great Auntie Barbara or Gary From I.T. or whoever and are like "oh yeah one of my main hobbies? going online every single day without fail and talking to a bunch of strangers about how much these same two fictional characters should kiss. yeah I spend HOURS of my free time drawing them kissing and writing them kissing and editing footage of the show to appear more romantic too", there's a strong chance they are going to think you are unbelievably embarrassingly cringe at best and utterly insane and worth avoiding from now on at worst, right????

Please. Please don't encourage impressionable teens and young adults to think it's okay to bring up any fandom shit at the dinner table or in the staffroom unprompted without the danger of having real social repercussions. Please my loves you are stressing me out. Please promise me you don't do this. Oh baby no.

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