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it will be a cold day in hell before I give up eating banana skeletons
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this one’s for all the fat girls who’ve cried in dressing rooms 💗
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The way this was my first thought and then I opened the comments
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A great partnership will arise!
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I don’t fucking know how to stop buying stupid black T shirts with shit I like on it
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honestly just play with your penis until you die
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Fucking wild to be teaching about Rosa Parks at the same time as a trans woman in Florida does an act of civil disobedience to use a women's restroom in the state capitol
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I wish someone would hurry up and invent a game where I help a woman who is permanently dripping mud get a makeover and leave her shitty boyfriend, or perhaps an army game where I lead my troops through basic arithmetic functions such as +10 and x7
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"women are always like—"
"men are always like—"
shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over
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the wrong people in this world are unlearning shame
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