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NOTHING LIKE GETTING DRUNK AND GETTING MANIC.ON A MOTHERFUCKING MONDAY.

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honestly doing errands w friends like grocery shopping or helping them find new clothes or just going anywhere for no other reason than to keep them company while they get what they need is such an underrated wholesome good experience like yes let me help u pick out cereal and put fruits in bags bitch i LOVE u ❤️💛💚💙💜💓👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💞🌟💫💕💖🌱☀️✨💗🌺❗️🌸🍃🌷🌹🌻💗❗️❗️

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Hello, world! I’m fat. I look good. That’s all, thank you.

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This here is me homunculus flesh puppet that me soul will transfer to in the event of me death. It’s got no soul insider it right now, so we keep it in a constant state a euphoria ter keep it from massacrin’ me customers.

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foods that will poison cats:

alcohol 

chocolate

caffeine

dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant)

fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish

grapes and raisins

onions and garlic

tuna (when not made for cats)

xylitol (artificial sweetener)

if you have a cat please reblog this

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When you don’t know who you’re robbing

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My head hurts from laughing at this so hard

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How to make fake deadlines feel like real deadlines because my brain doesn’t feel the urgency when it knows i’m lying to it

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Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell

Future Queen of Hell

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there are some dystopian ideas coming from the White House lately

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but jack off i guess

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my favorite picture ever is the one that says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” and then it has the national suicide prevention hotline on it. it makes me smile every time