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merchandise more like merch and dies because i don’t have enough money
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CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!??
*teacher voice* i dont know, can you?
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When witches don’t fight, we burn!
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I love how the whole “babies from bone marrow” thing is making people go “this makes men unnecessary” and men are getting so upset
it’s really fucking annoying to be deemed unnecessary and reduced to something like whether or not you can procreate
isn’t it
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when kids stare at you for a long time

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one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”
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it takes me about 0.2 seconds to go from mild cat to wildcat
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