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feat. @detectiveflemming

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fyiharper:

“I’ve had a bit of practice.” Harper explained with a nod, one hand moving to adjust the baby’s blanket, before a soft bout of laughter passed her lips. “Ah, the old trip down memory lane. We all do that at some point. What did you study?”

“I’ve had a bit of practice myself.” He laughed, nodding his head in agreement. “Yeah, I think you’re right about that. I studied medicine here actually.”

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laurelelise:

“Yeah. It does help. But I promise I took care of them. I was too worried about blisters to call.” 

“Did you get a lot of blisters from it?”

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kennafosterx:

“Yay for you? Must be nice to be on par with most everyone else now.”

“It is very nice to be on par with everyone else. It feels like a big accomplishment.”

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freyaismsx:

Freya smiled, nodding her head. “Sorry. Wedding planning is literally kicking my ass. How did you and Fiona do it? But a coffee would be awesome.”

“Oh yes, I remember those days. Try imagining helping plan a wedding while going to med school. Not so easy, but its totally worth all the stress, I promise you. Well then lets get some coffee.” 

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detectiveflemming:

“Showering me with comments. I highly approve. Oh yeah, if we have a son, he will totally be a momma’s boy.”

“What kind of husband would I be if I didn’t shower my wife with compliments all the time? I really do hope we have son.”

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janaefoster:

‘ i’m doing well, thank you. you and fi should stop by the diner sometime. ‘

“Good to hear! Oh yeah we definitely should. I’ll tell Fiona. Whats a good night to come in?”

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all the text things ~

Send “✆” for a MORNING text.

text: good morning Mrs. Flemming. God I never get tired of hearing that. Sorry I had to leave so early this morning, I forgot I had a staff meeting. I’ve got everything ready for you in the keurig, and I’ve already made a lunch for Noe for pre k. ❤️️❤️️❤️️ I love you (and our little jelly bean) so much and I hope you have a wonderful day! 🌟🌟😄text: also, how does pizza sound for dinner?🍕🍕

Send “” for a text that WASN’T SENT.

text: do you know how gorgeous you look when you are sleeping? Wow this sounds creepy.

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.

text: miss you. meet me at work. 🤓

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

text:  im so drink rig now

text: reminds me of colleg

text: except yhou and your fine ass aren here

text: i need the boooooty

text: 🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑💦💏😍

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.

text: my sister agreed to babysit for tonight

text: noelle is already there

text: I’ve got candles and a bath ready for us

text: well in all honesty, i’ve got more than that ready for you���😏😏😏

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

text: hey baby just got done at work, sorry im so late tonight. if you wait up for me i will bring you home a milkshake.🍦🍦🍦

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

text: i literally hate him so much. like ive never hated a human being more. its probably unhealthy how much I hate him, but he just makes work such a pain in the ass.😡😡😡

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

text: silver or gold, which is more in fashion.

text: for science obviously

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

text: babe please tell my you stayed home with noelle? because when i went to pick her up they said she wasn’t there today and I am hyperventilating.

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

text: i love you to the moon and back. forever and always you are the one that I choose. i want you to know that no matter what happens in this world everything will be okay if we are together 💏❤️️😘😍🤗💍👑

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

text: when you were pregnant with Noelle, which months of pregnancy were you the most happy, horny, hungry, and miserable?

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

text: i just bought you a christmas present omg

text: i can’t wait to give it to you

text: you’re gonna love it so much

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

text: and then he had a good time when I did not have a good time when he had a good night at all my friends and I had one I was a yy oand on a different day and he would have to have the same problem idea for sorry pocket texting.

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

text: babe, you gotta come home. Somethings happened. its your dad.

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send me a ᕤ...

And I’ll generate a number and use the following starters below the cut!

(1-146) mix of angst, nsfw-ish, crack, randome, fluff, all the good stuff. All depends on how you interpret it!)

BONUS POINTS for reblogging without looking.

Keep reading

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Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

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Texts from Last Night inspired text starters [nsfw and sfw]

[text]: I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.

[text]: I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS

[text]: We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out

[text]: I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.

[text]: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.

[text]: I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass

[text]: Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.

[text]: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.

[text]: You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party

[text]: I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.

[text]: What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"

[text]: Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.

[text]: YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.

[text]: Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.

[text]: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.

[text]: I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...

[text]: You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it

[text]: I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool

[text]: I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.

[text]: Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.

[text]: A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.

[text]: OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE

[text]: Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.

[text]: Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him

[text]: I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.

[text]: I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"

[text]: Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.

[text]: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.

[text]: Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.

[text]: I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.

[text]: When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.

[text]: Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.

[text]: i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?

[text]: That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.

[text]: I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock

[text]: I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night

[text]: Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car

[text]: I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress

[text]: Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?

[text]: Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.

[text]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there

[text]: She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?

[text]: We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.

[text]: So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together

[text]: That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.

[text]: I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that

[text]: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant

[text]: Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night

[text]: I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.

[text]: Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.

[text]: I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.

[text]: How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..

[text]: Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you

[text]: I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family

[text]: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.

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“I was just asking how you were doing, Freya. But if you’re running on no sleep, can I treat you to a coffee?”

“I need you to repeat that but a little slower this time. I’m literally running on no sleep so my brain didn’t completely process that.”

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fambam-cam:

“I swore up and down that I’d grabbed a box of corn dogs today at the store but they turned out to be sausage and pancake on a stick. Normally that wouldn’t have been an issue but pancake and ketchup really don’t mix.” 

“Pancakes and ketchup does sound like a really terrible combination. I don’t think sausage and ketchup would be that good either. But hey, I mean, at least it wasn’t mustard?”