jackhoffman-chronicles

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Small announcement.

Hello I’d like to announce that I will no longer be using this account to rp as Jack. for the past few weeks I’ve been really unhappy with this account so I have decided to abandon it and start over on a new blog of the same name.

This blog was one of my first ever roleplay blogs, prior to this I had no experience with roleplay before and I’m not really happy with the layout or the tagging system to this blog.I’ve been rereading a lot of my reblogs and I left a lot of other blogs on read and I feel really guilty about it if you were one of those blogs I deeply apologise.

I’m unhappy with how I’ve been portraying Jack I can’t explain it but there was something that felt off about him. I think I flanderised him and watered him down to this overly silly guy with an intense obsession with Max Jagerman with little to no depth.i decided to do an overhaul of Jacks character. at his core he’s still an optimistic class clownesque character but there’s a an edge to him as well if it makes sense. I’d like him to still be a silly joke character who’s a bit of a Max apologist but I’d also like for there to be depth to him in a way.

I really enjoyed my time on this blog and I met a lot of wonderful people here <333

(I’m going to reblog on the new blog under his post for the new Jack)

(In canon reason for the new blog is that Jacks old blog was deleted by tumblr)

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Throw water on it!!!

ROBOT BACK WHAT DO I DO

ROBOT BACK WHAT DO I DO

HOW DOES SOMEONE DEAL WITH A POSSIBLY ROGUE ROBOT???

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Forgot about this account time to cause some chaos again.

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Np dude!!! You’re like really cool as well. The bird protector of hatchetfield…

Oh wait I really like sharks they’re very interesting creatures.. wait actually raccoons they’re feral and chaotic like me I actually had one as a pet until my parents found him and made me realise him back to the streets… I still feed him though and he doesn’t bite me anymore

WHY DO PEOPLE THROW ROCKS ON BIRDS

I have so many purples now..

From trying to stop them of course

With my human body

Of course

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That’s very mean the poor birds :((((

I mean I like pranking mildly inconveniencing people but animal cruelty is not cool >:((

Ooof dude that sounds painful hope you feel better soon.

WHY DO PEOPLE THROW ROCKS ON BIRDS

I have so many purples now..

From trying to stop them of course

With my human body

Of course

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Don’t worry dude I pet the raccoons instead!!

Guys I told you YESTERDAY to not pet random cats without seeing if they reply to your pspsps

Genuinely stop it sucks for me them

Dude THEY HATE IT

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Woahhhh dude welcome to tumblr🔥🔥🔥

Am also a human friend too!! Also you hate Clivesdale too??? Like fuck them.

Yeah I’ll keep the cat thing in mind dude, thanks.

Hey guys, names Liam

I just moved to hatchetfeild from clivesdale, I know you hate them but me too, trust.

I hope I can make new human friends here.

I am 16 years old, I like animals but cats the most.

I’m into guys btw so chicks better stay out of my way ey?

So I go by he / they

And just a message to you folks

Don’t pet random cats on the street without consent they don’t like it

🐱🎧

(( OOC :

This is Liam Hart, the

Clivesdale shapeshifter

He was kicked out of his parents house and ran away to hatchetfield after being discovered as a shapeshifter.

I hope he can interact with other hatchetfield rp accounts here and this is my first rp blog and I hope I can make friends !! :3

⭐️

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What’s wrong with us???

Also are you the guy who was caught sobbin over getting a 90% on a test?

Skibidi toilet

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???

Skibidi toilet

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Ohhhh.

Sweet thanks dude!

Whya makes sense?

What do you mean that people have a voice in a their head which tells them to stay from danger?!?!?!!?

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What if they still don’t listen?

How do you get people to care about you?

@jackh0ffman69

"Say what people want to hear."

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Sweet good answer king🔥🔥🔥

Based W aura.

What’s your favourite animal?

@jackh0ffman69

Tigers. Has been for a while. That hasn't changed, somehow.

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Wait yeah!! I think I have the picture on my phone somewhere!!

I want that fucking nerdy prude so bad

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Oki doki. Dont worry I swear on my life no one will ever find out about this moment.

I just fell in a fucking bush and now I’m itchy😟

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He has a snap?

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Why shouldn’t he be on tumblr? I’d something wrong?

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The brain rot hierarchie I think.

are u a bottom?

Bottom of what?