jackofjesters
jackofjesters
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jackofjesters · 4 months ago
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Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context
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jackofjesters · 4 months ago
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my son who i hate
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jackofjesters · 4 months ago
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i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before
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jackofjesters · 4 months ago
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People will straight up call your cellphone and expect you to answer
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jackofjesters · 4 months ago
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the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.
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jackofjesters · 4 months ago
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jackofjesters · 4 months ago
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I don't even know what to say, am I slowly coming back to life?
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jackofjesters · 4 months ago
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Ghastlings are so cute we all should kill oursrlves idk
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jackofjesters · 4 months ago
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never thought Disney would be bold enough to address the strain on Nick and Judy's relationship after the abortion
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jackofjesters · 4 months ago
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jackofjesters · 4 months ago
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they call themselves cinephiles but they aren't even fucking the movies
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jackofjesters · 4 months ago
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if you want to know what the situation is for gay people in portland oregon my friend got comradezoned last week
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jackofjesters · 4 months ago
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your life is not an optimization problem
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jackofjesters · 4 months ago
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Nose touch.
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jackofjesters · 4 months ago
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Metamorphosis
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jackofjesters · 4 months ago
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the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts
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jackofjesters · 4 months ago
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* Knowing that eventually a ghastling will be happy fills you with determination
These silly thangs made my week dude. I used to hate them but lowkey now I feel bad. Mojang giving out update bangers makes me happy.
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