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Jack Patillo, what a chode, amirite?

Easily and by far the most irritating of all the Achievement Hunters. Literally every single one of them is funny except for Jack. He's a royal piece of shit. He gets the occasional funny comment, but that is purely due to luck. The rest of the time, he is painfully unfunny. He openly attempts to cheat, but unlike Ryan, he isn't doing it as a joke, and thus it isn't funny, it comes off as being a weasel. He bullies Gavin shamelessly, yet can't take his own lumps in the slightest, the whiny cunt. His beard is vile and even when he claims he's cleaned it it looks disgusting. Some beards can be good, even attractive, but not his. I don't know how this boorish scum got married. Given how they got married pretty much immediately after getting engaged, plus the fact that his hot wife is both an RT fan and a foreigner, I'm guessing she cleverly used the most fedora-faggish of Ach Hunter in order to get herself a green card and a job at RT. I don't blame her for that, it's a sound strategy. She'll probably divorce him soon and hilariously break his heart. Jack meanwhile continues to hold the entirety of Ach Hunter back with his unadulterated chodery. If he got fired tomorrow I would throw a party. Every time he speaks in a Let's Play, every time a podcast starts and I see him on the couch, I want to punch a baby.