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Permafrost mummies! All these creatures represent a real animal found preserved in the permafrost. There's something so fragile and special about the earth and ice reuniting us with an animal our ancestors would have been so familiar with, that shit makes me cry.

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a lot of things suck rn so here take this footage i got of a sopping wet muskrat

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If I was a game dev on a popular franchise I'd be slipping in fake "unused assets" to fuck with data miners more or less constantly. There's a random asset folder which includes two "unused" versions of the player character with their dick out, except on one of them the dick is really big and on the other the dick is really small – see if we can get folks arguing about which version is canon.

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I call this the create a new problem technique

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reading a romance novel where the protagonist feels the need to stop and inform that audience that it's okay for her, a 27 year old, to hook up with a 31 year old because despite the age difference both of their brains are fully developed. the Discourse really has done incalculable damage.

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my growing collection

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hate how the moderate liberal position is "trans people can play sports as long as they don't ever win"

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WIZARD COUNCIL 2024 BANNED SPELL LIST

Greater Breakfast Storm

Menthol Torrent

Fireball By Mail

Taylor's Swift Execution

Duplicate Crying Fire Skull

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Where's my Jewish phrase for when you people are being irrevocably horny?

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i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

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this feels like a bit. i know it’s not but this is so absurd that it feels like it’s right out of arrested development

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tumblr media criticism

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" Pure Elegance " // © Louis Jouin

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) <- super parenthesis. reblog to close all parentheticals you opened and forgot to close in your life and return to equilibrium