Story title: Pitfalls of Trespassing
Story theme: Chef Peter deals with a plump trespasser with a live pit-roast.
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Peter had been looking forwards to a nice peaceful break in his remote cabin in the woodlands, away from all the strain and stresses of day-to-day life Nothing but him, and nature, and a chuck of cured ham from his latest ex-boyfriend to keep him company…
Then he had spotted someone bathing in his favourite spot, uninvited and a very unwelcome sight, all pale and plump, polluting up the pool.
Story title: Pitfalls of Trespassing
Story theme: Chef Peter deals with a plump trespasser with a live pit-roast.
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Peter had been looking forwards to a nice peaceful break in his remote cabin in the woodlands, away from all the strain and stresses of day-to-day life Nothing but him, and nature, and a chuck of cured ham from his latest ex-boyfriend to keep him company…
Then he had spotted someone bathing in his favourite spot, uninvited and a very unwelcome sight, all pale and plump, polluting up the pool.