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guy kneels down and holds out his sword to swear loyalty to me but i just take the sword and run

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we ride for hope and joy and to thrive, however the world may be

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I don't want to mess with my pinned post bc I like it the way it is, so im just going to edit and rb this one as things come and go

Fish paintings currently for sale:

Napalm, Eight

bobobobobobo, Martha

Ko-fi store link

(if you don't see your country DM me , I have to calculate and add each one manually so they aren't all there bc fuck man there's a lot of countries.

All proceeds generated via these are going towards saving up for a cardiac alert/guidance dog.

Specific fish are available on request, just DM me.

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Sometimes, there's too much fork in the way and you forget how to soup.

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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

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god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

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things about middle-earth that sound fake to people who haven't read the silmarillion

the earth was flat until some people pissed off god enough that he punched it round

the sun and moon used to be trees, but a big spider ate them

elves even being in middle-earth can be traced back to one (1) dude hating that people mispronounced his mom's name

sauron is a werewolf

elrond's biological parents are a star and a bird now

there's a sexy vampire lady

fighting a balrog barehanded is so cool it'll get you reincarnated right away even if there isn't a current big crisis going on (sorry gandalf, glorfindel just did it better)

satan got banned from heaven for playing his own music too loud

if you were intense enough in life, when you die, you might literally explode

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la oscuridad = darkness

basic

a little creepy

a minor inconvenience

it’s just dark

las tinieblas = darkness

epic

something evil’s out there

I might be the evil thing

I’m an evil demon creature of the night

I’m here to kill you and/or be your love interest

maybe I just like gothic horror stop judging me oops I bit you

Advanced Darkness

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"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

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Everyone on Earth needs to see this. It's vital.

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Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

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I made this so now all y'all have to look at it.

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“How’s life?”

Me:

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this is actually legitness

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Let's get cozy, friend.

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