I'm Jacob Freaking Gunther, and Jacob Freaking Gunther's making a blog about Jacob Freaking Gunther because who else would be Freaking doing it.
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A nail
There was a nail in Jacob Freaking Gunther's throat!
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WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Robot overlords taking over the planet. Being born.
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He knew it was going to happen someday.

“I’m the only cop on the force who can play the bassoon dammit” “Not anymore” New cop in sunglasses walks in, just killing it on the bassoon
September 30, 2012
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tobequitefranco: Just gonna keep smiling :) I feel your pain, Bolin. Poor Bolin.

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Boshard has stolen Jacob Freaking Gunther's first name.
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i wish i was as cool as this guy
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That's pretty sweet.

by Ed McGuiness
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If Jacob Freaking Gunther was a Care Bear, Jacob Freaking Gunther would be this Care Bear.
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When a woman tells Jacob Freaking Gunther to go blog on Tumblr, Jacob Freaking Gunther blogs on Tumblr. It’s what Jacob Freaking Gunther does!
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Jacob Freaking Gunther knew smoking made everything black and white.
Ewan McGregor
Lorenzo Agius
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"If we shoot the bullseye, they'll all come down like a house of dominoes...Checkmate."
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Jacob Freaking Gunther goes hipster
And slaps a ho.And gets a Tumblr.
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