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Bella’s dream🩸

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Bella saying "I wonder how jealous I'll be" of Jacob's imprint...

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Yeah it's weird to have a boyfriend who can read minds, but luckily he can't read yours. However, it must really suck to have a sister in law who is mentally receiving all your daily decisions.

"Hey Edward, why are you calling?"

"Alice just saw you trying to open a jar of pickles with a hammer. Don't you even dare."

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time for another round of: how obnoxious can we get discussing the cullens wealth!?

in this episode, bella says she grabs "petty cash" from alice and jasper's closet that is equivalent to "twice the yearly income for the average american household"

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Okay the real question is: what does famous son of Chicago, Edward Cullen, think about a Chicago-born Pope?

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Every time I open my Twilight books, I make a VERY conscious effort to ignore Stephanie Meyer’s confirmation that yes, they do sound like porcelain clanking together when preforming martial acts and yes, they are as cold and hard as stone.

I literally go “Idc Stephanie! It’s all some sorta over exaggeration because that’s crazy!”

I gaslight myself to enjoy these books more.

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the craziest evidence of bella's freak behavior is when edward asks if she's okay after witnessing two vampire murders and she's like "ya why" HELLO?

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It’s the ✨aesthetic✨

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What is Stephanie Myers's problem making her background characters more interesting than the mains. How am I supposed to pay attention to the guy who died from the Spanish Influenza when twins who were burned at the stake for witch accusations are there. Or the 1920s queen who killed her rapists one by one. Or the guy whose father was a vampire hunter. Or the

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God I love how Edward is constantly doing the verbal equivalent of sprinting and stumbling headfirst into a thorn bush every time he talks to Bella at first. And Bella’s like “This is the smoothest man alive.” And she means it

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Carlisle Cullen regency era moodboard

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edward buying the nicest and most expensive motorcycle to insert himself into bella and jacob's thing. like yeah he backs off but reading that passage about bella feeling bad about her bike next to his made me crash out like this

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I don’t know why Edward went to the Voultori to ask to be killed as if Rosalie wouldn’t do it with no questions asked

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when jacob genuinely asked bella if she was with edward for the money i HOLLERED at the book. that set her off so bad i was screamingggggg

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will you please take my whimsical ass seriously