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Jacob teaches Alison a quick APUSH lesson before tomorrow's FRQ. (TR = Theodore Roosevelt)

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Jacob and friends advertise a revolutionary product called "JustRight" for their AP English Literature class. Please spend a minute to help them out by watching this commercial.

Enjoy!

So drink out of the Just Right™ Otherwise, you'll look like Dwight.

Talents:

Jacob (thirsty boy in white t-shirt)

Jeffrey (Nike t-shirt who tries JustRight)

Tim (monkey sweatshirt, gets blown up)

Josh (grey button-down with glasses)

Creative direction and editing: Josh

Also, at 0:36-37, Josh says "maggots"... not a pejorative rhyming word.

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Third Period

10:05 AM: Jacob enters the library and notices Alison's lime-green earphones. Laughs and asks to give 'em a try. Remarks that his ears are too large.

10:10 - 10:15 AM: Alison teaches Jacob the u-substitution method for AP Calculus homework set on antiderivatives.

10:15 - 10:30 AM: Alison is glad that Jacob is whizzing through his homework. Listens to him marvel at the usefulness of u-substitutions. Writes her name/teacher's name/class/date on the left-hand corner of my AP English Literature essay. Brainstorms ideas for title.

10:30 AM: Alison decides that title is unnecessary. Asks herself why she thought coming up with a title would be a good idea. Jacob announces need to excrete feces.

10:40 AM: Alison has written one sentence for her essay. Jacob exits bathroom.

10:45 AM:

10:50 AM: Bell rings, signifying the end of third period. Jacob emits creepy giggle, accompanied by an even creepier grin, and leaves.

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Camille, dak dak heh means "hard" in Korean.

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This blog. I can't even

Alison says: Thanks!

Jacob says:

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Ladies and gentlemen, Jacob Kim over winter vacation. Note: "Ddongomong" means "butthole" in Korean

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Random Jacob

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Videochat Session with Jacob

Then Jacob thought it would be funny to take off his pants, run to the screen, and dance with his underwear on.

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Jacob's attempt to explain the sudden appearance of strong wind in SoCal

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Tyger nipples

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Drying his wet socks on a chair in the library during 3rd period off

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kimalisony:

Remember my friend Jacob?

I let him use my eraser a few days ago, but he lost it.

That eraser had yellow stains on the tip, and he made a joke about my possibly having peed on it.

Yes, he made that joke as a legal adult.

“President” because he’s the president of my school’s Key Club. I serve under him as the bulletin editor.

“Chingoo” means “friend” in Korean.

Urine is sacred.

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...new Jacob Kim quotes! WHOOOOOOOOOO!

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The Secret

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Stick In The Mud

Jacob: I gotta go, I'm gonna do Elite homework. Annie: Don't be such a stick in the mud. Jacob: What's that? Ben: Party pooper. Annie: Just imagine a stick in the mud. Jacob (thinking): You know aesthetically that looks really cool. 

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Church mate: Dude, 80's Korean pop is hilarious, man.

Jacob: Didn't they live in, like, Korean huts back then?