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We won't know if you don't try!

Do you think a Snuggie would be breaking the school dress code?

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I'm a sophomore and I can tell you it's a steady climb up that ladder. You can rest for now. 

Probably, and I’m only a freshman. I feel like by the time I’m a senior, winter break won’t even be a thing. It will just be school, school, work, and more school for me.

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Do you have to talk like that? It's hurting my brain almost more than the homework. 

Um, please. 

Come on Jac, holiday homework is good! it keeps your brain alive and working whilst your on a break.

Did you need help?

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Mr Gruen. I thought he taught some freshmen classes too . . . You ever had him?

That’s not fun. Who do you have? I heard all the sophomore history teachers suck.

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World history, because reading about the Ancient Crusades is definitely  on my bucket list. 

Gross. What were they all on?

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Things just don't get easier.

You got some too? This winter break sucks majorly.

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Dear Jackie,

Merry Christmas! I have to say, I was stuck on what to get you for Christmas but I was in a DVD store and saw episode one of Star Wars and figured that since you (very willingly) agreed to come see episode seven with us this year then you should have your very own copy of episode one to catch up (theo has the rest so feel free to continue using his collection). I also got you some christmas-themed bodyshop things since I figured if you didn’t watch the DVD then you would have something you might actually use.

Merry Chritmas, Finn

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More like 'probably' since things only get done around here if I do it myself. Shut up! It's not like that. I'm watching this movie for one thing and one thing only, and that is not entertainment. 

[if i could pick one constant in my life i want jinn+finn] That's a sad but true fact. I think so too. Thank you Finn, for going along with my wishes of giving me the present. 

Maybe… See! You gave into the temptation of the movie before it’s even come out - just wait until you find yourself very entertained by it when the time rolls around to watch it.

[gdi jinn] I think it’s a rule that bowling shoes have to clash ith everything. Very lucky, I think you’ll like everything too, so it’s all going to work out okay.

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History packet. I have to write notes and reviews for ten chapters. 

What’d they give you? I had a twelve page math packet.

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None of the teachers understand what the point of a holiday is and it's ruining my life. 

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Thank you, I am honestly flattered. 

You are one hundred percent the most evil person I know.

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. . . Lock them out until they get the message that they aren't supposed to poop on carpets.

How do you train a baby to be house broken?

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It's the thinking process of someone who values good pizza. 

I like the way you think.

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Sitting and handing out stickers is boring. But maybe giving people burnt cookies and watching them trying to bite into them well help pass the time!

Clearly.

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Jackie —

Hey! So I don’t actually know you at all. I kind of know your brother but I didn’t want to assume you’re, like, into Star Wars and all the same stuff as him. Pretty sure you’re friends with my sister but I didn’t think about asking her for help until I already got you some stuff. I got you a festive sweater, which is generic, but everyone needs one, right? And then if you hate that, I also got you a Chipotle giftcard, because it’s been scientifically proven that nobody can hate Chipotle. Have a good Christmas or, uh…I didn’t consider that you might be Jewish or something so if you are this is awkward and I’m sorry.

— Walcott

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Dear Violet, 

This is Jackie here - the one and only. We've only crossed each other at the dance studio a few times,  I think I helped you find your shoes in the locker rooms once. But anyway . . . As you are Mademoiselle Ballerina and basically dancer of the year and all, I thought these ribbons might be pretty in your hair whenever there's a competition so everyone's jaw drops even before you start dancing :)

Come over some time and we'll look up hairstyles for these together! Merry Christmas!

~~Jackie Pratt

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That just means more for us to feast on later! I have strong teeth. 

…what if they’re all burnt…?