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I need you folks who are going back to school to understand this, sleep deprivation is not something to be proud of. You are being fed capitalist propaganda to make you believe that working yourself to the bone is a good and smart business model from a young age. If all you do is “get 3 hours of sleep” because you’re studying, you’re just gonna burn out quicker, forget the information you’re trying to cram, and cause your brain to cannibalize itself.

Do not compete by making unhealthy habits. This will only fuck you up in the long run.

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Imagine being cast in a Lady Gaga concert as Lady Gaga because Lady Gaga wants to do this to Lady Gaga

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Hello tran! Here's an ad for a gender inclusive swim and active wear brand!!!! It's for ALL people, of ALL genders! We have:

Compression tops

Binders

Board shorts (with not tucking)

Tight shorts (with no tucking that have 0 space for anything downstairs)

Vaguely masc looking sports bras

Sizing options that don't accommodate anyone over 5'8"

That should cover ALL your gender affirming active wear needs ☺️ Remember, this is for humans. Of all genders. Any natal female human of diverse expression expressions can feel so AFFIRMED in our clothing with a triple digit price tag.

If course these are the ONLY people of gender who would dare go outside and *shudder* swim. We don't want you stupid fucking males, sorry, trannies sorry, AMABs feeling comfortable showing your dirty bodies now do we?

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If you can eat and drink, sleep in a bed, read these words, and have a bank account—you have the power to help. Don’t stay silent. Do something for Gaza today.

The Sameer Project

Dahnoun Mutual Aid

Mona's Initiative

Hussein Team

Water is Life Gaza

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Yesterday, the very first place that was “home” to me in LA, Los Angeles Equestrian Center - laid off all their undocumented workers in fear of ICE. The remaining workers couldn’t handle the workload and went on strike. There are 960 stalls at LAEC, show barn included. There is a show this weekend. Busy working horse owners panicked to care for horses who would be missing breakfast, a wakeup call for some that are accustomed to full service care and may not realize how much these workers do for their animal family.

Before you scorch me for “politics”- at the end of the day I am a trade unionist who serves my union in my free time and all I want to share PUBLICLY is working class solidarity, not political candidates or parties. I get along with everyone despite our differences- don’t take it personally. I would be remiss not to say something as these workers took good care of Jeepers through some of the hardest times in my life when I couldn’t be there.

They were my support and backbone and I need to do the same for them. Mucking and feeding is a service you pay for, but you cannot buy the care of people who watch your horses for colic like guardian angels, and washed their hands bleached their boots diligently between each stall during a virus outbreak just to keep your horses safe.

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last week my doppelganger trapped me in the basement I keep it imprisoned in and took my place in my life. fortunately after the first day of this it came down and asked to have the basement back. Probably a good sign 👍

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can i borrow 1 thousing dollers

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maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

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don't like auto-flush toilets. like excuse me I'll tell you when to swallow

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found a baby turtle in my sewer and used AI aging techniques to work out what it would look like as an adult and used google reverse image search to find images of its parents who were in a nature documentary in 2017 and used harsh economic sanctions to encourage them not to lose their baby in the sewer again

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“do you think my abusive partner can change” yeah man you know I’ve heard some stories where these dudes received massive traumatic brain injuries and it knocked the hatefulness clean out of them. my grandpa with Alzheimer’s brain is slowly dissolving and he’s nice now. if you want him to change you’re going to have to beat him within an inch of his life with a brick or wait 50 years for him to develop dementia. I think the better option is leaving.

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fish dont know im wet 

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gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.

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i don’t need a “day off” or a “weekend” i need to respawn in a clean apartment with all my responsibilities reset and the complete certainty that nobody hates me

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The only adhd tips that work:

1. Never tell anyone what you're planning to do until you do it (you will get a premature dopamine hit and sense of accomplishment from telling them and lose motivation to actually do it)

2. Never sit down (never sit down)