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This thread omg

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SHOOTING CIVILLIANS POINT BLANK. SHE WAS TRYING TO GET HOME AND THEY SHOT HER FOR NO REASON. GET THIS FOOTAGE OUT!

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Very interesting that bethesda decided to mutate the FUCK outta most animals but only like, some of the plants. Like, they got to the grass and trees and went uhhhhhh brown. And dead. Dead and brown. They are Very dead and Very brown, hope this helps.

Although I'm assuming most of the trees in fo4 are actually alive and are just deciduous cause those leaf piles found all over the map sure as hell aren't 200 year old leftovers. So technically those mods that put the leaves back on at least some of the trees are completely lore friendly.

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So a friend brought up the idea of Romeo with a gun and I was like: OH FXXK YES LET’S DO THIS!!

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Tear Gas

I tasted a little tear gas

It tasted like fascism

Both burned like hell

The same

It starts with rubber bullets till they hunger for more

And you won’t stop them will you?

Till your own sons and daughters are on the line.

Till rubber bullets become ones that rust.

Till your body’s the one next to mine.

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weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh

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Inspired by this tumblr post. based on this twitter post

Ollie's doing her best. (bonus after the jump)

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Posted for the beauty and eloquence of this comment:

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this is the funniest god damn thing ive ever seen

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I HEAR THE BLUES A-KILLIN' (or: Frasier Meets Columbo)

Originally posted to my twitter in 2022, here it is for tumblr. It's also on my website.