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My roommates’ bathroom:

2.9/5 stars

Notes:

- nice shower curtain, simple and elegant

- overall nice theme of a good shade of blue

- toilet paper is mid

- lacks a bit of personality, but doesn’t have so much space that it’s a big problem

- not a lot of stuff on the sink, makes the space feel more empty

- hair in the sink, but overall clean space

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Movie theater bathroom #1

4/5 stars

Notes:

- nice and compact

- a bit of litter on the floor

- classic pull handle flush, always better than automatic

- checkered floor, something about checkered patterns always gets me

- nice floor tile texture too

- not a big fan of the walls, the stripes are too much with the checkered floor

- smudges on the stalls, kinda gross

- but overall kinda clean

- half of the stalls didn’t have locks for some reason

- walls next to the sink were really nice

- I watched Dan Da Dan, so this gets an extra star

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Evan’s bathroom:

3/5 stars

Notes:

- thin toilet paper, but livable

- kinda empty

- but nice toilet scrubber

- and nice swiffer

- no hair on the floor, which is cool

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Evan’s roommates’ bathroom:

2/5 stars

Notes:

- hair all over the floor

- bad toilet paper, it’s really thin like insanely thin

- no decorations, really empty

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oh she had to hardcore stop herself from calling him something so deep cutting its going down

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"i have concepts of a plan" im going to use this line for real

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passed out because a girl was too sexy, call that a jug-induced coma

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it's weird going through pubescent hormonal angst a second time over. It's almost entirely the same, except without the crippling dysphoria and with an entirely new range of impulsive mistakes to make. And it's just odd, but simultaneously euphoric, being able to experience puberty that's the same kind of awful that everyone else went through--but with the experiences and responsibilities of a (kind of) adult.

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the past week has been historical in many ways, but that is nothing but a backdrop for the horrors of my life. Woe is me, I have become afflicted by PMS--not for the first time, but it *is* the first time it's been so horrible that i am actually fully convinced it's happening to me. this defies all rational justification (e.g.: i do NOT have a uterus, i should NOT have a cycle because i take the same amount of E every single day, i am TOO MUCH of a girlboss to deserve this, etc.) and i just dont think enough people are talking about this tragedy

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Brain farts, a thread

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you think that's sucknis you're peeing right now?

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