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They say that the way you should view disagreements in relationships is “us vs the problem” and not “me vs them” and I think that to a certain extent that mindset can also be helpful when engaging in political or ideological movements

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How the fuck am I supposed to meet a fellow lesbian and then convince her to date me

Don't know anything about lesbians, but maybe if you walked around carrying a baseball bat that'd be really bad ass.

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stopped by the fuck all store to get absolutely nothing I needed in one inconvenient trip

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inside day

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In a last-ditch effort to keep the lights on, the Memphis Science Center confirmed it had opened a new interactive exhibit this week that lets kids figure out how to manage the budget shortfall that, if it is not dealt with, will soon shutter the museum. “Through our ‘Fun With Funding Cuts’ display, children get a chance to resolve the devastating capital shortage that’s going to force us to close by the end of the year,” museum curator Colleen Gannon said while walking through the exhibit, which features a wall of spreadsheets that children can fill in via a 10-by-10-foot calculator built into the floor. 

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someone edited my post onto my favorite mentally ill gay furry comic and i don't know how to feel about that

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when she squirtin she moanin like an early-aughts modem

shawty got curves like a cybertruck

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gonna make her squeal like rubber on asphalt

shawty got curves like a cybertruck

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when she drops it low you can hear it clangin'

shawty got curves like a cybertruck

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shawty got curves like a cybertruck

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remember lego movie smear frames. remember how beautiful and genius lego movie smear frames were . are you listening to me. they used only real bricks. so it would look like stop motion. they used real bricks to make smear frames for minifigures doing gestures and stuff isnt that crazy. the lego movie smear frames

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third body

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men

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Monster Stand-Up Comedy by Lee Gatlin